Ways to incorporate quotes from the Karate Kid movies into everyday life.

Quote:
"Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything."

Uses:
To get a cheap laugh while waiting for your check at a Chinese restaurant.
When attempting to sell your newly invented gadget, the "giant fly-swatting chopstick".


Quote:
"Canvas. JC Penney, $3.98. You like?"

Uses:
Whenever someone compliments you on your belt.
When pretending to get mad at your kids.

Quote:
"We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak. Here, in the streets, in competition: A man confronts you, he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy."

Uses:
As an example of something you shouldn't say when you are teaching your Sunday School lesson on mercy.
While teaching your spinning class at the gym.

Quote:
"Wax on... wax off. Wax on... wax off. "

Uses:
Something to break the tension while your spouse is waxing your back.
While scraping off the candle wax from a birthday cake.

Quote:
"Look eye!, always look eye! "

Uses:
During an eye appointment.
When questioning a witness on the stand.

Quote:
"Sweep the leg."

Uses:
Anytime you see anyone get in a fight... ever.
Whenever you see a janitor get dirt on his leg.

Quote:
"Get him a body bag! Yeah! "

Uses:
If you are a head mortician.
If you are pretending to be a head mortician for a game.