Tuesday, July 6, 2021

My Top 10 Funniest Stand Up Comedy Bits of All Time

 10. Nate Bargatze Stand-Up 04/08/13 - CONAN on TBS


9. Camouflage Doesn’t Always Do What It’s Supposed To - Demetri Martin


8. Aziz Ansari - Cold Stone Creamery

7. "Horses" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Quality Time)


6. How Hannah Gadsby's High-Functioning Autism Works | Netflix Is A Joke


5. Steve Soelberg  Every Hymn Should Be Written By Pirates. 


4. Tig Notaro Stand-Up 12/06/11 - CONAN

3. Mike Birbiglia On Surviving A Bear Encounter - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien"


2. John Mulaney Plays “What’s New Pussycat?” 21 Times on a Diner Jukebox


1. Kentucky Fried | KLJ! Greatest Bits | Keith Lowell Jensen

Friday, April 23, 2021

My Favorite Movies of 2020

My Favorite Movies of 2020

It's that time again. Time for me to list my 20 favorite films I watched that were released in 2020. Without further ado, here is this year's list.

HONORABLE MENTIONS:
  1. Synchronic

  2. Jingle Jangle

  3. Onward

  4. The Vast of Night

  5. Judas and the Black Messiah

  6. Borat 2

  7. Wonder Woman 1984

  8. The Big Ugly

  9. Driveways

  10. Alone

  11. Balloon

  12. The Half Of It

20. The King Of Staten Island I underestimated Pete Davidson. Certainly, most others did too. His acting chops and depth of performance was on point. Major kudos to Marisa Tomei and Bill Burr, who also surprise with terrific performances. Based loosly on his own life, Pete carefully helps us understand his personality and past. There are many funny scenes, but what sticks with you more is the lives of the characters. Quite possibly, Apatow's best film. It's just too long. They needed to trim about 20 minutes. 19. Love And Monsters
Looking for a movie worth going back to the theaters for? This might be the one. Just be prepared to suspend your disbelief and take it for what it is: A fun, ridiculous, apocalyptic ride.
Combine a very lovable main character, played by Dylan O'Brien, an adorable dog, the end of the world, a love story and giant insects, and you have yourself quite the movie. Sure, it sounds terrible, but it's in fact a blast, and the perfect film to see in theaters. I feel bad for this film, as it likely won't make near the money that was spent on it due to COVID, and it deserves to make more than it will. The special effects are actually quite good. My only complaint was the corny ending.

17. Babyteeth8Let it be known, this is a sad movie. I was not expecting a sad movie, but let it be known that it is. Great performances by the cast and well filmed. This movie will make you think, it will make you uncomfortable and in the end, it will make you sad. It will make you sad, but it's a very good movie.

17. Swallow This flick was not at all what I was expecting. The DVD case said, "the horror," but it did not mean horror in the cinematic sense. Youtube calls it a "thriller," but that definitely does not describe it accurately ata all. The cover, apparently, meant "horror "in how you react and then feel for the main character (who suffers from Pica.) Horror as in distressing and worrisome empathy. This movie was not a horror movie, rather a deep dive into mental illness, abuse and depression. It will both startle and move you. Superb performance by Haley Bennett, this is one of the best movies of 2020. 16. I'm Thinking Of Ending Things
For those of you that didn't cancel your Netflix subscription over a movie you haven't seen and still have Netflix, Netflix REALLY wants you to watch this flick. They are pushing it hard right now and I don't get it because I sincerely believe that more people will hate it than like it. (My wife hated it.) And I'm okay with that.
The first act of the movie is downright terrific and straightforward. The plot keeps you on edge, wondering if this is a horror, drama, comedy or mix of all three. (My wife actually loved the first third of the movie.) The surreality and tone of the film keeps you engaged and thirsting for what comes next. Until the second act.
During the second act, you really start scratching your head about what the crap is going on. Without giving too many spoilers, the plot time jumps around and it is up to the viewer to put together the clues about what's happening. I was able to catch the direction and foreshadowing. My wife, not so much, which is strange because she is much smarter than me.
The third act goes from the strange to the downright bizzarre. But when you realize at the end, you realize the entire thing was a touching and saddening look at aging and loneliness.
The acting in this film is absolutely off the charts good. Jesse Plemons is always enthralling, but this might be his best work yet. Toni Collette has scene stealing moments and the transformations that Jessie Buckley make are superb.
My only complaint is that the director could have been a little more clear about where the story is headed and not quite so criptic. I think it would have made the film more accessible and easier to understand.

15. Bad Education For educators like myself, this movie will make you extra angry that an administrator would violate the sacred trust of being over eductional funds. What sounds like a boring story is actually enthralling. Additionally, so well acted by Ray Romano, Hugh Jackman and Allison Janney. Hard to believe this is a true story and people would stoop this low. 91 minutes of intrigue. 14. The Trial Of The Chicago 7
A superstar cast with some of the most sublime acting of the year. Too many great performances to name, but just naming a few, these are the ones I particularly enjoyed: Yahya Abdul-Mateen II, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Frank Langella, Mark Rylance and ESPECIALLY Sacha Baron Cohen!
Glorious writing and storytelling unfold slowly but curiously and then builds quickly. One of 2020's best for sure. 13. One Night In Miami Fictional, yes. Nonetheless powerful. Kudos to Amazon Studios for two of the year's best films (the other one being Sound of Metal). This film is seemingly done in one act and plays out like an on stage play. Its thoughtful, deeply written dialog strikes between four clasic African American heroes from the 60's strikes at the very heart of today's ongoing race issues. Brilliantly written and even more brilliantly performed, my only complaint is that sometimes the heroes seem more of charictures of the people they actually represent than who they truly might be. Entirely enjoyable and one of the best movies of the year. 12. Ma Rainey's Black Bottom Superbly acted, this story based on a play hits hard and powerfully. It captures a time in US history with near perfection. From the costumes to the music to the scenery, you will be sucked in to the 1920's. Again, the acting makes this film and I can't recall a more well acted movie in recent memory. I expect there will be some Oscar nominations coming its way. It's on Netflix and it is definitely worth watching, Netflix-aholics. 11. Da 5 Bloods This is in no way a perfect movie. In fact, there are several things that hold it back, specifically its length and its overarching preachiness when preachiness is not needed. It also has some strange editing choices that work both for and against the movie at times. But in the end, the overall whole is much greater than the sum of its parts. It is at times potent, emotional, enraged and sullen. Most of all, it is a remarkable work of art and commentary by Spike Lee on both our country's past and its present. Heartbreaking and absorbing performances by Chadwick Boseman and Delroy Lindo. 10. News Of The World
There is not many surprises here. A straight up western, but with an enormous amount of heart. I can't imagine anyone not liking this movie (except, maybe those that don't have a soul). It's exciting and heartwarming and everything you look for in a movie.
Besides a few hokey, or I will call them "Hanksy" moments, this film does not disappoint. It's a road trip story and a western... but at its heart, it's a movie about overcoming childhood trauma with human connection. Kudos also to young Helena Zengel, who absolutely nails her role as a twice orphaned girl. Without a doubt, one of 2020's best. Go support your local theater and see it, with a mask on. 9. The Wolf Of Snow Hollow You expect a horror, but you laugh, a lot. I haven't laughed so hard in a movie for a long, long time. 70% comedy, 30% horror, the horror is also well done, but it's the comedy that makes it special. I loved every second except the somewhat sappy, predictable ending. Bonus: Filmed and set entirely in UTAH. (Also, be warned, F bombs.)

8. Manari
Minari (2020): 4 out of 5 stars - Jam packed with both feel good and feel sad moments. Superbly acted, excellent script. Moving performances by the entire cast, but specifically Yuh-Jung Youn. Also, maybe the cutest kid ever cast in any film, Alan S. Kim.

Some movies are slow and boring. Some movies are slow and hold your interest. Put this one in the later category. While it moves slowly, I never took my eyes off the screen. Much of this was due to an absolute master class of acting by a captivating Frances McDormand, in one of the best displays of acting I have ever witnessed.
While this movie is basically the year in the life of a nomad, homeless (well, by homeless, I mean she sleeps in her van) traveler. However, it is actually a love story. What is interesting is that it is a love story between a character you grow to love and one you never actually get to meet. It is also about loneliness, aging and most of all, getting over loss. Definitely a must see. (BTW, this movie would be rated PG if it weren't for a 2 second clip of Frances McDormand swimming naked in Yellowstone.)

6. The Father
The Father (2020): 4 and 1/2 stars out of 5. 2 hours of heartwrench. Wonderfully and creatively made. You feel the pain, confusion, fear and lonliness of what it's like to suffer from dimentia. Several times I got the chills. Anthony Hopkins absolutely deserved the Oscar.

The Invisible Man (2020) 4 and 1/2 stars out of 5 - I am not sure I have ever felt this level of anxiety in any movie. Not in A Quiet Place, not in Misery, not ever. I was on edge the entire movie, and what for? Nothing! Pan to an empty door frame - noting there, but creepy as heck. And that is the beauty of this film. Sometimes the fear of nothing is more profound than the fear of something.
Noboody plays the abused, angry woman like Elizabeth Moss and she plays essentially the exact same role as she does in A Handmaide's Tale. She is terrific, but Aldis Hodge steals the show with his portrayal of a caring, tough-guy cop.
Kudos go to the score of this movie. And the sound editing. They both build such unbelievable tension you think nothing can ever live up to the build up. But ultimately it satisfies. My only complaint is occasionally the effects take you out of the creepy world the director has built and puts you in a hokey Marvel-type universe. Ultimately, that is a minor quibble. The payoff at the end is worth the wait. If you are wondering why this is R, it is not for language or sex, I didn't hear a single F bomb. It is certainly for some fairly graphic gore. I absolutely loved this one and it is without a doubt the first truly great movie of 2020. 4. The Little Things Denzel Washington, Rami Malik, Jared Leto - That's why I paid to watch this film. Not sure the film was meant to highlight their acting chops, but these three do not disappoint. In this murder mystery thriller, expect the unexpected and expect to be creeped out by Jared Leto. Enthralling from beginnng to end, the first big movie of 2021 is a great one! This movie knows its job and it does it's one job well.
3. Princess Of The Row This film is filled with so many poignant and forceful moments. It's downright dynamic. This film speaks to so many issues in society today: race, ethnicity, class, gender, poverty, mental illness, treatment of veterans. Mostly it's about a daughter's love for her dad. Absurdly well acted, there is not a wasted moment. Highly recommend. 2. Sound Of Metal
(On Amazon Prime for Prime members) - The first truely greatr movie I have seen that was released in 2020. It's about a drummer that suddenly goes deaf, but it is more so about how people and life change and how we adjust to those changes. It's about noise and peace and finding a balance of both.
Riz Ahmed's earnest and fervent performance is one of the best of 2020. He is a legit Oscar contender! Paul Raci is a scene stealer in every scene he's in. The sound editing is superb in this film, making the viewer feel almost what it is like to lose your hearing. This is the best movie I have seen so far that was released in 2020. (Viewer be advised: there is some course language in this film.) 1. Promising Young Woman Wow. This movie has laughs, twists, emotion. It will make you angry. It will confound you. It thrills. It keeps you on edge. It tricks you into thinking it is going to be a romantic comedy. It is not that. It will make you uncomfortable. So very uncomfortable. Most of all, it is thought provoking. Very timely and incredibly well written. The ending... holy smokes. Nominated for Best Pictiure and Best Actress... perhaps it should win both. An absolute roller coaster ride of emotion, it's a movie you will be thinking about for a long time.



2019: 10. Parisite 9. Rocketman 8. The Art Of Self Defense 7. Greener Grass 6. The Mustang 5. A Marriage Story 4. Richard Jewell 3. 1917 2. Peanut Butter Falcon 1. JoJo Rabbit
2018:
10. Upgrade 9. What They Had 8. Leave No Trace 7. Three Identical Strangers 6. The Ballad of Buster Scruggs 5. Free Solo 4. A Quiet Place 3. Green Book 2. Won't You Be My Neighbor 1. Eighth Grade

2017:
10. Dunkirk
9. Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi
8. The Shape of Water
7. Get Out
6. The Big Sick
5. Logan Lucky
4. Lady Bird
3. It
2. Brigsby Bear
1. Only the Brave

2016: 10. 10 Cloverfield Lane 9. Sully
8. Eye In The Sky
7. La La Land
6. Life, Animated
5. Pete's Dragon
4. Hidden Figures
3. Hacksaw Ridge
2. Arrival
1. Lion 2015
10. Spotlight
9. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
8. The Martian
7. The Revenant
6. Ex Machina
5. Ant Man
4. Inside Out
3. The Walk
2. Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
1. Room

2014
10. The Hobbit
9. Alexander and the Terrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
8. The Theory of Everything
7. Joe
6. Big Hero 6
5. Boyhood
4. The Imitation Game
3. Big Eyes
2. Whiplash
1. St. Vincent


2013
10. The Heat
9. Mud
8. The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug
7. Despicable Me 2
6. Gravity
5. Short Term 12
4. Nebraska
3. 12 Years a Slave
2. Philomena
1. The Kings of Summer

2012
10. Premium Rush
9. Moonrise Kingdom
8. The Amazing Spiderman
7. Looper
6. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
5. Argo
4. Frankenweenie
3. The Perks of Being a Wallflower
2. Sleepwalk With Me
1. Safety Not Guaranteed

Saturday, December 26, 2020

Best Albums of 2020

 10. CocoRosie - Put The Shine On

9. The Front Bottoms - In Sickness And In Flames


8. Grouplove - The Healer


7. Wolf Parade - Thin Mind


6. Bahamas - Sad Hunk


5. Tennis - Swimmer


4. Surfer Blood - Carefree Theatre


3. Plants And Animals - The Jungle

2. The Killers - Imploding the Mirage 


1. Future Islands - As Long As You Are


2019
1. Andrew Bird - My Finest Work Yet
2. Metronomy - Metronomy Forever
3. The National - I Am Easy To Find
4. Vampire Weekend - Father of the Bride
5. Tegan & Sarah - Hey, I'm Just Like You
6. Generationals - Reader As Detective
7. The Head and the Heart - Living Mirage
8. Mumford and Sons - Delta
9. Silversun Pickups - Widow's Weeds
10. Two Door Cinema Club - False Alarm

2018
1. Matt & Kim - Almost Everyday
2. Chvurches - Love Is Dead
3. Death Cab for Cutie - Thank You For Today
4. Metric - Art of Doubt
5. Moon Taxi - Let The Record Play
6. The Decemberists - I'll Be Your Girl
7. Pale Waves - My Mind Makes Noises
8. The Rural Alberta Advantage - The Wild
9. Okkerville River - In The Rainbow Rain
10. Belle and Sabastian - How to Solve Our Human Problems

2017
1. Manchester Orchestra - A Black Mile to the Surface
2. Future Islands - The Far Field
3. Mew - Visuals
4. Alt-J - Relaxer
5. The Shins - Heartworms
6. Portugal. The Man - Woodstock
7. Foster the People - The Sacred Hearts Club
8. The National - Sleep Well Beasts
9. Shout Out Louds - Ease My Mind
10. Arcade Fire - Everything Now

2016
1. Radical Face - The Leaves
2. Cloud Cult - The Seeker
3. Islands - Taste
4. The Strumbellas - Hope
5. Tegan and Sara - Love You To Death
6. The Head And The Heart - Signs Of Light
7. The Avett Brothers - True Sadness
8. The Lumineers - Cleopatra
9. Frightened Rabbit - Painting of a Panic Attack
10. Empire of the Sun - Two Vines


2015
1. Mowgli's - Kids In Love
2. Twenty One Pilots - Blurry Face
3. Matt And Kim - New Glow
4. Metric - Pagans In Vegas
5. Death Cab For Cutie - Kintsugi 
6. Belle And Sabastian - Girls In Peacetime Want To Dance
7. Walk Off The Earth - Sing It All Away
8. Mew - + - 
9. Decemberists - What A Terrible World, What A Wonderful World
10. Chvurches - Every Open Eye

2014
1. Future Islands - Singles
2. Passenger - Whispers
3. Bishop Allen - Lights Out
4. Tokyo Police Club - Forcefield
5. The Rural Alberta Advantage - Mended With Gold
6. Bombay Bicycle Club - So Long, See You Tomorrow
7. Spoon - The Want My Soul
8. Foster the People - Supermodel
9. Broken Bells - After the Disco
10. Manchester Orchestra - Cope

2013
1. Vampire Weekend - Modern Vampires of the City
2. Radical Face - Family Tree: The Branches
3. Twenty One Pilots - Vessel
4. The National - Trouble Will Find Me
5. Arcade Fire - Reflektor
6. Shout Out Louds - Optica
7. Crystal Fighters - Cave Rave
8. The Sounds - Weekend
9. Tegan & Sara - Heartthrob
10. Little Green Cars - Absolute Zero


2012
1. Radical Face – The Family Tree: The Roots
2. Passion Pit - Gossamer
3. Mumford And Son – Babel
4. Miike Snow – Happy To You
5. Imagine Dragons – Night Visions
6. Two Door Cinema Club – Beacon
7. Metric – Sythetica
8. Dr. Dog – Be The Void
9. Of Monsters And Men – My Head Is An Animal
10. The Avett Brothers – The Carpenter

2011
1. Death Cab For Cutie – Codes And Keys
2. The Sounds – Something To Die For
3. Architecture In Helsinki – Moment Bends
4. Decemberists – The King Is Dead
5. The Strokes – Angles
6. The Head And The Heart – The Head And The Heart
7. Brett Dennen – Loverboy
8. Manchester Orchestra – Simple Math
9. I’m From Barcelona – Forever Today
10. The Rural Alberta Advantage – Departing

2010
1. The National – High Violet
2. Vampire Weekend – Contra
3. Shout Out Louds – Work
4. Mumford And Sons – Sigh No More
5. Mates Of State – Crushes
6. Dr. Dog – Shame Shame
7. Rogue Wave – Permalight
8. Arcade Fire – The Suburbs
9. Matt & Kim – Sidewalks
10. Tokyo Police Club – Champ

2009
1. The Sounds – Crossing The Rubicon
2. Passion Pit – Manners
3. Metric – Fantasies
4. Animal Collective – Merryweather Post Pavilion
5. Empire Of The Sun – Walking On A Dream
6. The Rural Alberta Advantage – Hometowns
7. Silversun Pickups – Swoon
8. We Were Promised Jetpacks – These Four Walls
9. Islands – Vapours
10. Mew – No More Stories Are Told…

Tuesday, December 22, 2020

My Favorite TV Shows I Watched In 2020

I had more than enough time to catch up on some television this year. Given my extra hours at home, Netflix was constantly asking, "Are you still watching?" Of course I am still watching, Netflix. Of course I am. So, without further ado, I give you my 20 favorite shows I watched from 20 to 1, with a few honorable mentions worth watching.


My Top 20 TV Shows I Watched in 2020

Honorable Mentions:
Sanctuary (Season 1) - DVD Catch-22 (Season 1) - DVD The Crown (Season 4) - Netflix Evil (Season 1) - Netflix Ratched (Season 1) - Netflix The Good Place (Season 4) - DVD The Haunting of Bly Manor (Anthology Series 2) - Netflix I Am Not Okay With This (Season 1) - Netflix |Schitt’s Creek (Season 6) - Netfli Call the Midwife (Season 9) - Netflix The Mandelorian (Season 2) - Disney + (I could only watch a couple episodes before we dropped Disney +, or I think this would have ended a lot higher)

20. Messiah (Season 1) - Netflix - A few I have seen have called this show "sacreligious." I don't think so. It's fine on the sacrelig front. It will make you think about religion and your own beliefs and the beliefs of society. Plus, it's just downright captivating.

19. Tales From the Loop (Season 1) - Amazon Prime  - If Black Mirror was a series. Sometimes confusing, more often compelling, all in all, a pretty insane ride.

18. Unorthodox (Season 1) - Netflix - The story of a young, orthodox Jewish girl trying to find herself and where she belongs in the world. Her story is forcible and gripping.

17. The English Game (Season 1) - Netflix - A movie made by soccer lovers for soccer lovers. But more than that, it's a drama that captures its timeframe perfectly. 

16. The Umbrella Academy (Season 2) - Netflix - Far better than the first season and the first season was different. The stakes and the writing and storytelling were at a higher level this season.

15. Shameless (Season 10) - Netflix - I am only a bit ashamed to admit I like Shameless. Season ten is just as cringeworthy, grimy and edgy as every other season. Plus, it's been fun seeing the kids on this show grow up. Sad to see Season 11 will be the last. 

14. Succession (Season 2) - DVD - I really didn't quite like season one of this show, but decided to stay on the bandwagon and give it another try. Although there is not a single likable character in this show, they all are interestingly evil and the interaction between them all is even more interestingly evil. Be advised, there are so many swears in this show. (Also, see above with Shameless.)

13. Waco (Season 1) - Netflix -  A perfect and seemingly accurate retelling of the David Koresh story. It will make you look at the account of this incident from a different perspective. 

12. Undone (Season 1) - Netflix - Brilliantly animated in a new and interesting way. An entrapping story the ebs and flows with intrigue. Great to see something so original done so well.

11. The Politician (Season 2) - Netflix - I'm a Ben Platt fan and he shines in this show. I was hoping the story would take him to new and interesting places in season 2 and it did not disappoint. 

10. Killing Eve (Season 3) - DVD - The interplay between the two characters is a joy and it is not getting stale with each passing season. If anything, it's getting more heated.

9. Unbelievable (Season 1) - Netflix - I had this ranked #1 on my list for much of the year. This show was so powerful, so well done and it will capture your every sense. It will also anger you as the plot is likely not too far off of many women's real life experience reporting rape.

8. Upload (Season 1) - Amazon Prime - Not Greg Daniel's most anticipated release of 2020 (that was the terrible Space Force) but definitely his best. This was the funniest show on TV in 2020 and perhaps also the most revolutionary.

7. The Sinner (Seasons 1-2) - Netflix - There is nothing unique about the premise and they're not breaking any new ground here. But what they do do is write incredible story arcs so gripping you can't stop watching.

6. Ozark (Season 3) - Netflix - Jason Bateman proves he is the man. Both funny and great at drama. This show reminds me more of Breaking Bad than the awesome "Better Call Saul." More on that later...

5. Bloodline (Seasons 1-3) - Netflix - Not sure what took me so long to discover this show, but I am certainly glad I did. I binged it in a week and was left gasping for more. Unfortunately, there is no more to be found.

4. Mr. Robot (Season 4) - DVD - One of my all time favorite shows did NOT have a disappointing final season. No one can complain about the finale of this great show.

3. After Life (Season 2) - Netflix - I cried. I cried a few times. This show is funny and moving. I'll admit I cried more than once during season 2. I don't cry easy, but this show makes me cry.

2. The Queen's Gambit (Season 1) - Netflix - I went back and forward between #1 and #2 about which one deserved to be #1. I believe this was the best show Netflix has ever produced. It just was not quite as good as...

1. Better Call Saul (Season 5) - DVD - I am starting to think that I may end up loving this show even more than Breaking Bad. It's funnier, more clever and its lighter feel makes it for even better viewing. I believe this season was the best so far! 


Sunday, February 23, 2020

My Favorite Movies of 2019

It's that time again. Here are my favorite movies of 2019.

2019


HONORABLE MENTIONS:

Haunt

Anna and the Apocalypse 
Once Upon A Time In Hollywood* 
Shazam
The Aeronauts 
Harriet 
Maiden (Documentary)
The Best of Enemies
Adopt A Highway!
Late Night
Honey Boy The Nightingale Us

TOP 20
20. El Camino 
For Breaking Bad fans, this gave us the ending that Jesse deserves, but not quite the movie we deserved. Aaron Paul was terrific and Jesse Plemons again proves he's one of the great actors of this generation with this chilling performance. Lacked a little Breaking Bad tension, but still certainly a fine, fine movie.

19. The Highwaymen
Kevin Costner and Woody Harrelson, hunting down Bonnie and Clyde. And it's on Netflix. This movie is fun. Very fun. And you can almost sense the fun that Harrelson and Costner had in making it. You can see they're having a great time. Harrelson has many funny quips. For the life of me, I have no idea why this movie is rated R. I counted zero swear words, zero sex and one fairly violent scene. I have no idea how they determine rankings anymore, but it's become a joke.

18. The Farewell
You are in for a heart-wrenching, layered and gripping ride if you have the patience to read the subtitles. Marvelous performances by Awkwafina and Zhao Shuzhen as their love for each other is palpable. This one is sure to get some nods when the Oscar noms roll around.

17. Hotel Mumbia
Seems that I have watched a stream of great films lately. Add this one to the list. Non-stop tension from beginning to end. You will be sitting on the edge of your seat, or couch, or whatever you sit and watch movies on. If you are not familiar with the story of the taking of Hotel Mumbia, you need to see this. If you are familiar with it, you also need to see this. I highly recommend this film for an evening full of sweaty palms.

16. Spider-Man: Far From Home
Maybe the most fun, funtastical and funny Spider-Man ever. Laughed through the entire thing. There's almost a joke a minute and most of them land. The teen romance was adorable, although with every girl aged 8-18 thinking Tom Holland is ultra-hot, it is beginning to become hard to believe his character is awkward, shy and homely. On a similar note, even at 52 Marisa Tomei is still too attractive to play Aunt May. Jake Gyllenhaal is more than decent in his role, except for one thing...
I would have given this movie 5 stars, if it weren't for one painfully bad and awkward part in the middle of the film. This is where Jake Gyllenhaal (Mysterio) in a bar, gives his "followers" the most blundering, cringe-worthy and ludicrous bad guy speech ever to be in a superhero film. I have not cringed that bad in Spider-Man since Tobey McGuire danced in emo in the streets.
Besides that 5 minutes of utter stupidity, I loved this movie.
15. A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood
When my middle son was five, I sat him down and showed him an episode of Mr. Rogers. My normally impatient, aggressive, easily ill-tempered, stubborn, too cool for school son sat memorized by his every move. Mr. Roger's kind, patient acceptance immediately connected with him. My son, who normally watched action packed superhero movies, sat and watched episode after episode of the ultra slow Mr. Rogers. There is just something about the man.
And thus it is for this movie. While Tom Hanks is not Mr. Rogers, finding someone to play this genuinely saintly human would be next to impossible. Mr. Rogers did not see himself as a hero, that fact is made clear. But, other than our war heroes, he's as close a thing as we may have ever had to a hero. Those of you with fond memories of the man from your childhood will be flooded with emotional reverence for him. Those with no memory connection will be blessed to learn of is goodness. Either way, a near perfect tribute to a near perfect man.
Kudos also go to the supporting cast, especially Matthew Rhys (from The Americans), who is just terrific. Also, don't forget to see last year's documentary, Won't You Be My Neighbor? that chronicles Fred Rogers life. In fact, I'd recommend seeing it before seeing this one, as this focuses on about a 2 month window into his life. As for taking kids, I'd say 12+ would enjoy it, but under 12 would be totally bored. My 7-year-old kept asking when it was over. Although he did enjoy the parts portraying the actual Mr. Roger's show. There is really nothing offensive in it.

14. Waves
Not an easy film to watch, but its stunning nature does not allow you to keep your eyes off of it. A story about how drugs, an emotionally demanding father, bad luck and anxiety can be the perfect mix for destruction of a young boy and ultimately his family. Gripping, somber and horrific. And what a breakout performance from Taylor Russell! Her performance was stellar. The one trap this movie falls into is that it doesn't know when it should end. The last 30 minutes feel so unnecessary and it hurts the overall feel. Still, certainly an overlooked and underrated film of 2019.

13. The Two Popes
Led by two remarkable performances by Anthony Hopkins and Jonathan Price, The Two Popes rises above its seemingly boring source material into something much more. Interesting for us non-Catholics to see the process of selecting a Pope. But more than that, it is the story of two very different men, a unique friendship and a the cross they had to bare.

12. Ford v. Ferrari
When they first decided to make movies, this is the kind of movie that they wanted to make. Incredible cast from top to bottom. Both Bale and Damon are great. Little Noah Jupe continues to impress in both Honey Boy and this in 2019. Electrifying race scenes mixed with fervent drama make for a formidable movie. It's just too darn long.

11. Knives Out
For all you Rian Johnson haters out there, I love the guy. More over, I love his movies, not necessarily him as a person. (And, I may lose a few friends, but I still feel The Last Jedi was the best of the non-original Star Wars trilogy movies. Suck it, haters!)
Now, to Knives Out. A plot that is both complicated and easy to follow. Tense, unpredictable scenes. Amazing performances by Daniel Craig and Ana de Armas. A strong ending that leaves you wanting more. Superb filmmaking and one of 2019's best.

10. Parisite
I literally watched this movie as it was winning best picture. Whether it deserved to win still remains to be seen, but I found it to be at times funny, at times super fun, at times thoughtful. I had no idea what to expect at first, but was pleasantly surprised to be mesmerized by the insane plot twists. This movie tries to be EVERYTHING at once and finds success in almost everything it tries to be. One of 2019's best for sure, and I'm sorry, but yes, you have to read the subtitles.

9. Rocketman
I rarely give movies 5 stars, let alone imperfect movies. And this is definitely an imperfect movie. Some elements of Elton's long and strange story were skipped over with a simple moment or two. Thus was the case in the movie for his odd marriage with a woman in the middle of his life.
What takes this movie over the top to greatness are the musical numbers. Rocketman takes a different path than the Queen biopic. It integrates the music into the story, like a musical. Several times during these numbers I got the chills. The number "Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" may be the best musical performance captured on film in decades. During "Crocodile Rock" I wanted to stand up and sing along. And "Your Song" is such a powerful moment.
Rocketman gets right what Bohemian Rhapsody got wrong.

8. The Art of Self Defense
Jesse Eisenberg is his perfect self in this dry, super-dark comedy/drama. If you were to combine Fight Club, the karate scenes in Napoleon Dynamite, and Office Space, you would end with The Art of Self-Defense... and the results are hilarious, droll, dark, violent and fantastic.

7. Greener Grass Wonderfully bizzarre, uniquely bonkers, this movie had me laughing out loud for almost 110 minutes straight. This ironically dreadful farce is as much a statement on modern society and suburbia living as it is a paradoxical comedy. The only issue is that it is slightly too long. But brilliance resounds in a world that every adult has braces and drives a golf cart and children magically get turned into dogs. Standing ovation!
6. The Mustang
I can't remember a prison drama being so captivating, moving and well done since Shawshank. Incredible filmmaking. The relationship between man and horse has never meant so much. This is a beautiful film. I hope it is remembered when the Academy Awards come around. Superb directing by Laure de Clermont-Tonnerre, going against the urge to make this a Disney-esque movie. Powerful acting performance by Matthias Schoenaerts. The first truly great movie of 2019.

5. A Marriage Story
I have never been through a divorce, but this is exactly how I would imagine it to be. Such real moments, such incredible acting. I was thoroughly enthralled for all 2+ hours. Full of powerful emotion and proof that sometimes the best drama happens in everyday life. Definitely one of the year's best films and will likely clean up at the Oscars.

4. Richard Jewell What a shocking and pleasant surprise this film was! What if a real life (based on the true story) Paul Blart goofball, overzealous security guard actually saved hundreds of lives? And what if that dopey, former cop, security guard was then blamed by the FBI for a horrible bombing? Both bitterly heartbreaking, while being somberly funny, this is one powerful film. I was captivated by every twist and turn. Bravo, Clint Eastwood for another terrific film!

3. 1917 I finally saw one of the great movies of 2019 (I would rank it #3 on my list) and it did not disappoint. Beautifully and interestingly shot in what appears to be (but not actually) one incredible take. Of those films nominated for Best Picture, I would have have voted for 1917, if I was cool enough to have a vote, which I am not.
2. Peanut Butter Falcon
I know you've never heard of this movie and you are wondering what the heck it could be about. Well, I am telling you to run, not walk, run to see this movie. Actually, if you have a car, driving is okay too, but drive a least 5 miles over the speed limit to get there.
This movie is hilarious. Hilarious, I dare say. I don't recall laughing so hard in a movie theater in a long time.
This movie is sweet. I can't imagine a more sweet and lively flick. It will definitely make you feel feel.
This movie has elements of odd plot holes, but those are easily overlooked by how downright likable this movie is.
Speaking of holes, this movie has Shia LaBeouf and it is exactly what his career SHOULD have become after Holes instead running off the rails like it did. He is terrific in this.
This movie may make you tear up a little. If it does, I warned you.
This movie is the best movie I have seen in 2019 and I highly recommend it.

1. JoJo Rabbit
The humor will make you laugh, even in the dark times, even when it's painful. And there are scenes: despairing, indignant scenes, that will stay with you long after it is over. But throughout, the humor and the optimistic look on life by its child actors fill you with hope. It's unique perspective and bright direction set it apart from other World War II movies. In my opinion, the very best movie of 2019.




2018:
10. Upgrade 9. What They Had 8. Leave No Trace 7. Three Identical Strangers 6. The Ballad of Buster Scruggs 5. Free Solo 4. A Quiet Place 3. Green Book 2. Won't You Be My Neighbor 1. Eighth Grade

2017:
10. Dunkirk
9. Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi
8. The Shape of Water
7. Get Out
6. The Big Sick
5. Logan Lucky
4. Lady Bird
3. It
2. Brigsby Bear
1. Only the Brave

2016: 10. 10 Cloverfield Lane 9. Sully
8. Eye In The Sky
7. La La Land
6. Life, Animated
5. Pete's Dragon
4. Hidden Figures
3. Hacksaw Ridge
2. Arrival
1. Lion 2015
10. Spotlight
9. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
8. The Martian
7. The Revenant
6. Ex Machina
5. Ant Man
4. Inside Out
3. The Walk
2. Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
1. Room

2014
10. The Hobbit
9. Alexander and the Terrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
8. The Theory of Everything
7. Joe
6. Big Hero 6
5. Boyhood
4. The Imitation Game
3. Big Eyes
2. Whiplash
1. St. Vincent


2013
10. The Heat
9. Mud
8. The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug
7. Despicable Me 2
6. Gravity
5. Short Term 12
4. Nebraska
3. 12 Years a Slave
2. Philomena
1. The Kings of Summer

2012
10. Premium Rush
9. Moonrise Kingdom
8. The Amazing Spiderman
7. Looper
6. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
5. Argo
4. Frankenweenie
3. The Perks of Being a Wallflower
2. Sleepwalk With Me
1. Safety Not Guaranteed