Wednesday, August 12, 2009
How am I supposed to write a ovel whe my computer is missig a letter?!
I am movig schools, ad thus, I have bee required to give up my brad ew iBook laptop. Furtuately, my ew school has give me their loaer laptop util they ca get me a icer oe.
There is a sigle problem: this laptop is missig the letter that comes after "m" ad before "o". It's ot that big a deal really. I will just have to make due with what I have - a 1963 Mac with a missig letter.
The crummy thig is that I today I was goig to write about how my avy blue osehair trimmers do such a fie job of removig the hair from my ostrils. Hoestly, I have ever see aythig like it!
I thik that I have actually writte about my love for my osehair trimmers, so evermid.
Heaves to Betsy, why did it have to be missig this letter?! I mea, it is such a popular letter, it is oe of the freebees they give you o Wheel of Fortue. This letter aloe has helped Vaa White shape her beautiful thighs with all the the work it has give her.
I kow, I kow. I should feel fortuate that I eve have a job, let aloe a laptop. (People keep tellig me that I am "fortuate to have a job" ad that I should just accept the fact that I am goig to get paid less ext year. To these folks I would like to sed a special message: "You suck!" Dar right I have a job, ad I should get paid MORE moey for it, ot less! You're lucky I do't kock that oggi right off your eck!")
AYWAY, too bad it could't have bee the semicolo; I have o idea how to use that stupid thig. Maybe this thig: ~ What the heck is that dam thig? Does it somehow deote that the author has writte while ridig a waveruer? What a total waste of space that key is!
I realize, give the state of the ecoomy, I should be coutig my blessigs. Our school district just rose the property tax by 20% to make up the shortfall i the budget. Therefore, I plead with the board - please use just a little of that moey o a ew letter (after m) for me. The rest you ca use to make sure I hav a job ext year... makig what you said I would make whe you hired me.
If you could't tell, I am more tha a little bit bitter.