Well, today I was holding up, one hand under his bottom, one hand on his back, when I felt something warm and gooey enter my palm. I looked down and realized that Calder had given me a three inch log as a kindhearted gift. I screamed for Cathi as I held it in my hand like it was a baby bird. I was just going to hand it to Cathi when she came in, but I was kind and told her to get some toilet paper. Her eyes watered with laughter and she giggled uncontrollably as she wrapped the load in toilet paper and threw it in the toilet. Thus, my new name, "Pooh-In-Hand".