Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Here it is - Cheeseboy in a McDonald's Urine Tube!

Here it is... what you all have been waiting for: Cheeseboy in a McDonald's urine tube!

As with all of these vlog posts, I am not really sure if this is funny or not.  I guess that will be up to the viewing masses to decide.  So, without further ado, here I am in the tube:
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As you can see, I even dressed for the occasion; dropping my normal summer rags for an actual collared shirt.

Now this video might actually be the more funny of the two.  This is my attempt to go down the slide and back into the land where adults live.  Of course, the slide was jam packed and children kept torpedoing into my lower back.

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Lastly, I have received a lot of questions about my marathon training. That post was actually from two years ago and did complete the marathon, but that is another post for another day.

67 comments:

Lindsay Blogs said...

Oh! THAT's what a urine tube is...

Hmm...

Not sure how to feel about that....

At least you actually play with your kids instead of eating a double quarter pounder while your children wreak havoc on the place. :)

T said...

my pancreas feels your pain.

my favorite quote "back to me, it's all about me"

Cherie said...

I am just laughing that you climbed up into that thing with all those kids there. I figured you'd go late at night or something - ha ha
Hope your pancreas is doing all right!
Your wife must think your a nut!

Kristina P. said...

I think you're at the McDonalds next to wear I live. I feel like I need to touch the tube, since I already sit in the tree outside your house.

Garden of Egan said...

Wow, I think I might want to be sick.
I'm a little surprised that the McDonald's police didn't kick you out for being on the child's toy.

Urine smell. My favorite.
Or not.

Dayna said...

I have never been inside a Mickey D's urine tube. That's what older sisters are for!

Thanks for opening up new and exciting vistas for me!

Congrats on 300, btw.

Joan said...

Priceless! I love the screaming kids as a background to your grunts and "ouch", "ouch", "ouch" comments.

MiMi said...

Okay, first? Your play place is TALL!!!! It looked like you were 3 stories up or somethin'.
Second? Oddly enough, seeing that video of you going down the pink tube or slide? Remindes me of a video they made us watch on birthing babies in middle school.

Marnie said...

That was hilarious! As soon as you said "urine tube" I knew exactly what you were talking about...the joys of being a parent.

I have a feeling you'll reach 400 real soon!

The Insomniac said...

Congrats on reaching 300, well actually over 300 now. Also...you are so crazy! I can't believe you did that...but it is awesome that you kept your word! I look forward to watching your reader list grow to 400 and beyond! Waxing arm hair next...ouch!

Amy said...

I'm guessing you went down that tube more than once, you just don't want to admit it! ;)

FabuLeslie said...

I think there were sounds in that second video that only my dog could hear. I would have liked to see a video of you getting up onto your perch in the tube. I bet that was really quite funny too!

UnicycleRose said...

Nice Pee-tube adventure!! I hope you bathed in clorox after that. I have never seen an indoor Mc D's playland... and that is a good thing!

Midwestern Mama Holly said...

LOL - Loved ALL !

-stephanie- said...

I had to watch it twice to see if you put your deodorant on. Couldn't tell. Not sure if I want to try for 3 times.

Mormon Surrogate said...

Having issues whatching your videos.. will have to try again later. I saw your link at One Cluttered Brain's blog... and had to come check you out. I think I will most definitely be back!

:)

Tree said...

Oh, you are one sick man! LMAO I could actually smell it! That second video sounds pretty much how I would sound going down the tube....oh, my aching pancreas!!

lisleman said...

the second one was terrifying. I thought you're were going to be on the local news report.
I can see it now - reporter interviewing the kids as to where they were when the big man became stuck in the tube. Firetruck lights flashing the background. You being pulled out trying to cover your face.
A near tragedy on the urine tube.

W.C.Camp said...

Oh this was far more uncomfortable to watch than I had first imagined. In the second video I felt that I was witnessing a live feed from inside Octomom's birth canal. I feel ill now - but also strangely desirous of someone to smack my rump? W.C.C.

Marlene said...

You are one crazy fun-loving dude.

Donda said...

I bet your insulin level is in an uproar! And BTW...you were real fancy schmancy for the McDonalds. Did they put candles on your table? LOL

Teachinfourth said...

I'm with T on the favorite part…you are a brave, brave man..

One Cluttered Brain said...

Wow! I think U need a prize for sliding down the urine soaked slide..LOL. Or smell anyway.

Can't wait for 400 followers...

Joann Mannix said...

That second one with all the pink and screaming, I'm pretty sure was an exact representation of what the Beatles remember about the LSD laden 60's.

I love the grunts and your pancreas.

And man, we've got a ghetto play place compared to yours. Yours is like a mountain! But then again, your play place is in Utah. Here in Florida, we don't even have hills and our play place is representative of that. There does seem to be something sandy like in the bottom of the balls. I am not investigating.

Baby Sister said...

Hahahahaha. That was awesome. Thanks for sharing. Now I know never to go down the urine tube with a video camera and loads of kids.

Ms Bibi said...

We call it Rotten Ronnies around my neighbourhood.

I feel like giving my kids complete and total scrubdown after playing inside the "urine tube"....hilarious,btw and gross at the same time.

RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...

Are you still alive there? How's your pancreas? I hope everything's okay, cuz I'm popping popcorn for the waxing of armhair vlog.
CONGRATULATIONS on 300! You are one unstoppable Cheeseboy.
xoRobyn

Mary said...

I got a horrible flashback from when my kid once puked on the top of the slide and I had to go in there to clean it up. Your adventure looks a little more exciting.. not by much though!

ScoMan said...

That's not a tube. It's a giant.. ball thing.

A tube should be cylinder shaped.. like the slide, but with no downwards angle.

Shrinky said...

Oh God, I am sooo glad my kids are older, now (grin)..

Remember, what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger!

Powdered Toast Man said...

I hoped you peed on the slide for good measure. is your kid going to wax your arms for you?

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Not very good on the slide, dude. I give it a 7 out of 10.

Jenn said...

Thank you so much.. I so needed a good laugh this morning!!!

The Church Lady said...

All I can say is, "You are a nut" and I'm sure a very fun person to be around!!

I remember having to climb up one of those things to "rescue" one of my kids because they were afraid to come down. It was not pleasant at all! Kudos to you, Cheeseboy!

Debbie said...

Oh yes. It's funny. And somewhat terrifying at the same time.

Deidra said...

The slide sounded like a torture chamber.... :shiver:

Mamma has spoken said...

You clogged the Urine tube! I can't help but find humor in that...

MBGITWWR said...

Ahh, the urine tub!

sacdaddy said...

Cheeseboy, on behalf of all of your faithfull followers, and due to your new found blogging celebrity status, I now challenge you to join me in running the "Mid-Mountain Marathon" on September 11, 2010. This course spans from the Silver Lake Lodge high atop Deer Valley, across Park City Mountain Resort, and finally decsends down the face of The Canyons.

This will be my first official marathon as I stress fractured my tibia 2 weeks before St. George last year.

I think you owe it to your readers...

Details here: http://www.mountaintrails.org/2009/03/mid-mountain-marathon-september/

Saimi said...

Unbelievable you made it out alive!
Wow, I'm impressed!!

Hutch said...

I started to miss my day camp site director days until the screaming in the slide. Yeah, I don't miss that.

Beth Zimmerman said...

"Ow, my pancreas!"? I think that deserves to be quoted somewhere! And the tube of urine gives whole new definition to those playgrounds! I think I shall abstain from climbing into any such tubes!

Holly Ruggiero, Southpaw said...

The second video is terrifying stuck in a small tube slide with wall-to-wall screaming children. I didn’t think you were going to get out and your wife posted this for you.

The Invisible Seductress said...

That actually looked like fun. Besides the urine and all. A memory your kids won't forget.

M-Cat said...

LOL - next up? The lice/fecal infested ball play area? WOuld be awesome! And is that you screaming like a little girl? I'm pretty sure it is

Mormon Surrogate said...

Ok, finally got to view the videos this time. I was in bed with hubby last night with a low battery laptop and I had to have the volume muted anyway.. (sounds like TMI)

So I'm here now, viewed them with sound even. Feeling a little sick.

I hope you sanitized afterwards. In fact you should have taken some Lysol with you. Makes us cringe when our kids want to play in those places. They should be seriously checked and cleaned/sanitized on an hourly basis. I don't know what's worse, public pools, or fast food play areas.

P.S. I now realize you did that not just because you're crazy but for reaching 300 followers, so congrats on that!

C'est La Vie said...

oh yum, congrats on getting in there and also...barf

C'est La Vie said...

ps i almost peed myself laughing

Missy said...

LOL! This is too funny! They do smell like urine! I cannot wait for the waxing! Can you say, "Ouch?"

Hart Johnson said...

*snickersnort*

"back to me, it is all about me..."

Very nice!

Dolly said...

Wow-your a man of your word! Impressive and scary at the same time:) Good job on giving us a tour-my day was on hold till this video came along...

Melinda said...

When I was 17 or possibly 18 a friend of mine and his little brothers played in a mcdonald's playland for hours. It was awesome and so much fun. Except for the bruises on my knees and palms...and pancreas.

Pearl said...

See? THIS is why I became a follower!

Pearl

Darrin.. said...

OOF. You are so much braver than I. LOL!!

baygirl32 said...

So, was there urine in the tube BEFORE or AFTER you went in?

Ouch!

Kelly H-Y said...

'My pancreas...' ... that is hilarious! Oh my goodness ... I've never heard it referred to as the Urine Tube. I'll never think of it the same way ... I just thought it was filled with germs from all the little hands/feet/etc., but hadn't considered urine as well!

Lori said...

Yeah, it's funny.

There should have been a **WARNING** posted on that second video to adjust the volume! My teenagers had the thing up full blast listening to music earlier...now I think I'm deaf from the high pitched screaching of little children...or was that you??? :)

Tammy said...

I'm so happy you did this so I will never have to experience it for myself :) And it's great that you got a "view" shot so I know what my kids are seeing when they look down at me to wave.

Corrina Terry said...

Excellent! My favorite part was the screaming going down the tube. Was that you screaming like a little girl? ;o) Ha ha ha!

Connie said...

Not sure what would be more painful, waxing arm hair or being in the urine tube!

Did your wife pretend she didn't know you when you emerged, smelling like urine and with a sore pancreas?

SueLovesCherries said...

CONGRATULATIONS once again! (Let's not make a habit of this, okay! LOL!)

I give you credit for "boldly going where no man has gone before" - I certainly wouldn't want to do it!

Shaving one arm for 400 - nah! You've got to up the anty and make it either death-defying or I've-never-seen-that-before! Good luck!

Shelly Belly's Boutique said...

cool, if you start growing your hair at now you can wear a fishtail braid in your video for 800 followers...

Pat said...

I wonder what the other parents were thinking with you sitting up there in the urine tube? Hmmmm.....

Love the video of you going down the slide! What action! I laughed all the way down!

You are a brave, brave man, my friend!

jayayceeblog said...

Wow, nicely choreographed. The shrieking kids and screaming in pain sounded so real! Cheeseboy, are you okay??? Can you imagine if they'd had to bring the jaws of death or jaws of life or whatever they call those jaws in to open up that tube and extract you? Maybe for one of your future videos!

Yanet @ 3 Sun Kissed Boys said...

The second video is like viewing Katie Courric's collonoscopy (excep without little kids in it) all over again.

Marla said...

ROFL!!!! I love the sliding down the tube. Gotta watch that one a few more times.

Lene said...

blech....I need a vat of hand sanitizer. stat. and that was just from watching the video.

I am so very grateful that our Mickey D's does not have a playground of piss.