Tuesday, July 20, 2010

So, you're saying that you want to read about me pooping myself?

No, you're not?  Well, if you DO want to read about me pooping myself, the story is being featured on LOL today.  You can read it here.




But if you haven't read my post about famous people and their first grade teachers from yesterday, you might want to read that as well.  I mean, if you are into reading stuff, especially stuff that I have written.

33 comments:

Joann Mannix said...

My mom said to me the other day, "Must you tell everything on this Internet?" And I said, "Yes Mom. I must. It is a necessity."

We bloggers know no boundaries and that is a very good thing, indeed.

And what are you, the LOL celebrity? You're over there now on a regular basis. Do you have the VIP pass?

Silver Strands said...

Ditto Joann! Yup. She said everything I wanted to say. But I had to leave a comment anyway, cuz I'm just that kind of person.

lisleman said...

I don't want to do anything involving poop because I'm in training to be a fish sniffer.

T said...

once was enough thanks - but we always appreciate the warning... I mean we appreciate the notice that we'll find you being funny TWO places...

M-Cat said...

I just snorted diet coke through my nose laughing at you pooping your pants!

Serio - funny stuff!

The things we do in the name of "training".

Real Question - how did your marathon go?

Garden of Egan said...

Wow! I went and read about it.

I can't believe I did.

Deidra said...

This is a lazy post. Just thought I'd call you out on that. :)

Donda said...

OOH EMM GEE!!! How funny was that? I would highly recommend "Slimquick Cleanse" before a big race. It's formulated for chicks but DUDE!! LOL LOL and still LOLing

Writing Without Periods! said...

You are so funny. And I need a laugh today...thanks.
Mary

MiMi said...

All I can say is that I'm glad you're wearing deodorant again...

Pedaling said...

I've heard of this kind of thing happening for those like you, in training or even racing.
I read on one gals blog how she had such an emergency with nowhere to "GO"
behind a house it was then wiping by rubbing on the grass like a dog...oooo

btw are you signed up for the provo river trail next month? my son may be running that and if you are there i must find you!

anyway, your story was totally gross!

Missy said...

WoW! Has this happened more than once? If so, you really need to see a doctor! I am always the one to enter after someone has had a "bowel" episode! Great post!

RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...

Good luck with the marathon, and may there be plenty of available porta potties along the way.

I hope it was relieving for you to dump and spew this story. You are brave.
xoRobyn

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

No sacred cows for Abe!

The Church Lady said...

So glad you felt compelled to share your poo story. It was a good story and an enlightening one too, as I always wondered how in the world thoses messes just "show up" in public restrooms. So glad I have not been in that situation, yet.

FabuLeslie said...

That post on LOL was great. Very inspiring to the new runner in me. Are you really training now, or was this a post you had already written? If so, how's the training coming? I want to hear more.

Beth Zimmerman said...

I'm not sure if I'm going to brave that or not but YOU are just showing up all over the place! :)

Krista said...

Runs = runs. That must be why I'm not a runner. I think the waddling home was the funniest part. You could relate to a toddler at that point. Good luck on your next run - is Immodium off limits?

W.C.Camp said...

Crazy story but it was more PAINFUL for me than funny. Except of course waddling home to the in-laws ... NOW THAT is funny! W.C.C.

Marlene said...

Funny SHIT!!!!!! Ok, no pun intended....really!

wendy said...

Yes you were right...really bad visual there.
but I can relate....I have pooped my pants in my day as well.....no where to go and when you get THAT URGE there is not holding back
I just threw out the underwear and cried/laughed at the same time.

good luck with your marathon.
I don't believe in running. Unless it is to a bathroom

Midwestern Mama Holly said...

Its been a shit yourself kind of week for all of us!!

DeNae said...

Ick.

Alicia said...

the question is, how could i NOT read that story....my attention is all yours!!

Mr. Stupid said...

I am impressed you wrote all of that. Good going CB. This was hilarious. Good luck with the marathon!:)

C'est La Vie said...

ok...i'm trying to decide if i should do this...

Corrina Terry said...

This is crazy! When I lived with my ex & son in SLC (2000-2002) WE lived about 3 blocks from Liberty Park! (SLC 1st Ward, SLC Park Stake) That park is the park where I began running.

Also---glad to know I'm not the only one who has pooped her pants! Not giving any details . . . ;o)

Copyboy said...

I think i have that disease too. You should start a telethon.

Marnie said...

And you continue to run...you are a brave man!

Mormon Surrogate said...

You are my 50th follower I feel so special!

Mormon Surrogate said...

Ok, that was the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.. I love that you told the people waiting that you have no idea what happened in there.

Lori said...

What??? I clicked on the link, but I'm pretty sure that post was not about you...nor my sister.

Might want to check it.

Shoot...because I really DID want to read your poopy pants story again!

Mary said...

My husband once told me that whenever a guy breaks formation, disappears into the woods, and returns only wearing one sock...he really had to poo!