Tuesday, July 13, 2010

I will soon be hitting 300 followers, which means a trip to the McDonald's playland. Want to know what I will do when I hit 400 followers? Hint: It involves a Smooth Away

This will be a quick post as I just got back from a full day at a theme park wearing no deodorant.

The ultimate test of will.  My armpits lost.

Badly.

I will do a full recap tomorrow.

In the mean time, given that I have 295 followers and my video blog post from the inside a McDonald's tube of dried up urine is inevitable, it was time to start thinking about what I am going to do when I reach 400 followers.

Only one thing came to mind:



I am thinking of doing ONLY one arm. (I have very, very arms.) Why only one arm?  Because I think having one arm completely void of hair and one arm loaded with hair would be hilarious;  much more hilarious than having two completely bald arms.

All of this pain will be caught on video for you all to enjoy.  When... I reach 400 followers.

Just thought I'd let the masses know what is in store.  Spread the word, for Cheeseboy hath spoken it.

51 comments:

Kristina P. said...

So, I don't usually post links to my own blog in people's comments, but I did a post about the Smooth Away, last year. This is what you have to look forward to. Oh, and I hope you try it on your bikini line.

http://www.kristinapblogs.com/2009/03/come-smooth-away-come-smooth-away-come.html

Baby Sister said...

Ooo...I'm excited!!

I♥thesecrazykids said...

I think you should do one arm and one leg.

Donda said...

Let me save you the trouble and just say the "smooth away" doesn't work. you should just go for the gusto and shave one eyebrow off!!

sammy said...

whats that you say?

you said you're going to smooth away 'go utah utes' in your arm hair?

thats pretty gutsy of you bro!

W.C.Camp said...

True Story: Shaved half of my mustache and walked all over town that way for a week. It was in California so NOBODY would look me in the face OR so many other weirdos, they thought nothing of it. Honestly, I think ALTERNATING patches of hair and baldness on one arm would get more attention if that is what you are after. Anyway, it would be roughly 50% less pain for you and INDEED my friend, you are in for some pain!

W.C.C.

Silver Strands said...

Can't wait. In fact, I'm going to send an email to all of my contacts and ask them to follow you so we can all enjoy the celebration sooner.

Rachel said...

I laughed, I cried, I peed a little.

Good Lord this was funny!

And I need to make sure I'm following you via Google so I can get a peek at the one-armed Brush Ape :)

Melinda said...

I'm looking forward to both 300 and 400! So glad I've been here since before 50 to have enjoyed them all!

Deidra said...

"I have very, very arms"?
Eh? I don't understand...so I'll just smile and pretend it makes sense. :)

MiMi said...

Hmmm. Well, I'm very intrigued by the smooth away...so I hope you hit 400 soon!

Alicia said...

you're going to brave the mcdonald's tubes of death?!?! you brave soul... however, i'm excited to see this smooth away in action!

ScoMan said...

From urine to waxing.. where will you go when you hit 500?

I'd like to see you try to break into a fortified government facility.

Marnie said...

I can't wait to see your McDonalds playland video :0) Smoothaway...I used it once.

Mr. Stupid said...

I just hope you make it to 400 soon. BTW, the video never mentioned anything about guys using it on their arms. Let's just hope it works....:)

Joann Mannix said...

Man, you do work hard for your followers. Might that be called, I don't know, a blog hooker? Hmmm?

I am so sorry for everyone who had to stand next to you in line at that theme park. I'm sure they all thought you were French.

I don't think you should do your arms, a guy without arm hair seems kind of like a creeper, unless you're an Olympic athlete.

Do you have back hair? If so, wax off on the back. Because the world could use a lot less back hair.

Writing Without Periods! said...

I'm so proud of you for sticking with your pledge. Did people shun you at the park for no BO chaser? To hell with them. Can't wait for the update.
Smooth Away on one arm? Life's happiness is made up of small pleasures like this.
Mary

Saimi said...

Skip Smooth Away and go straight to 'threading' Your followership numbers will be so high Blogger won't know what hit them!

Holly Ruggiero, Southpaw said...

Wouldn’t you feel lopsided with just one arm done? I say go for both.

Corrina Terry said...

THIS I gotta see!!!! Go for the hair removal!

Dave said...

How is declaring it "the fastest selling, most popular women's product in Europe" a good way to promote a hair removal product? Have they ever seen European women?

Aunt of 14 said...

I don't think the smoothaway will be painful at all. It's just like rubbing a loofah on your arm. I think. I tried it on my legs once, and the only issue I had was one very long ingrown hair. had to dig it out of my skin!!! Good luck with that.

DEZMOND said...

the old gray-haired arm wearing the wrist watch in the first pic really shouldn't be a focus of a photo session :)

Emmy said...

Has your wife read this post? I heard if you shave your arms the hair grows back thicker...just saying ;)

UnicycleRose said...

Cheeseboy, you are the most creative marketer I have seen and read. Truely inspiring and I look forward to seeing your smooth ARM....

ModernMom said...

That should be a video you can be very proud of! :) Maybe it will go viral and you will end up with thousands of followers!

ANewKindOfPerfect said...

This will be interesting to watch! On the hairy note, if your armpits are nearly as hairy as your arms are, I can't imagine the odor coming from them!

Tree said...

GO, GO, GO!! I want to see you do your legs instead! ;) And we tried to TELL you that you wouldn't stand the test of time without your deodorant! Can't wait to hear your recap of your stinky trip to the theme park!

Dave said...

By the way, I finally stopped dragging my feet when I saw I had the chance to be your 300th follower.

C'est La Vie said...

ok one GROSS

i may skip tomorrows post to help me keep my lunch down...

also that shaving thing takes forEVER fyi, and it only works the very first time you use it then you have to get a new thing. so it's a huge waste of money

Sadako said...

Holy crap, that's dedication! :)

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

You're at 300, Dude!! Time to visit McDonalds.
I think you should do one leg AND one arm.

Hart Johnson said...

You made it, Dude! Take a picture half buried in the ball crawl!

And I agree--one arm bare and the other hairy is MUCH more funny... though you need to carry around a cam corder to get all the people who say... 'wait, what happened?' when they notice.

The Invisible Seductress said...

Oh NOOOO Smooth Away... It ends up hurting badly afterwards(if it works at all) even swelling a bit if your skin is sensitive. It is an "Indian Burn" gone badly badly out of control.. I worry for you on this one. My comedy is not worth your pain..well maybe a little..but,,still..Whit don't you make a BLT out of "Beggin' Strips" or something instead..

T said...

hehe - laughing mostly at the BlogHooker comment. I'm not sure I can actually WATCH the smoothaway in action... is it wimping out if I turn off the sound, because I don't want to hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Nancy C said...

You are a man among men. I suggest waxing, though. Make it a vlog.

Copyboy said...

I can hardly wait to see what you do when you hit #500!!! Break into a BK after dark?

woman:confused said...

All I can say is be prepared to have hair on your arm... and brush burns... after you are finished.
it's possible I may have tried such a thing in the past. It's possible it doesn't work for crap.

M-Cat said...

dry heaving thinking about the mcD's tube of urine. can we pass on that and go straight to the Smoothaway?

Life with Kaishon said...

I can't stop laughing!
Best blog title ever!

litanyofbritt said...

The true expression of bloggity love is waxing.
HA! I'm number 302.

clark.yospe said...

Shave it, don't have it pulled out. You will be sorry when you do one arm and not two. Instead of your arm, why not start with your eyebrows. Oh yea.. you did that when you were 14.
Dad

Abby said...

Holy crap, with arm hair like that you need to epilady it. A LOT.

mintifresh said...

Only 98 more to go....

DeNae said...

You really should read Kristina's post. And you've found the secret to acquiring throngs of followers. Reenacting our favorite episodes of 'Jackass' simply never occurred to me as a viable option.

What will you do at the 500 mark? Base jump off the roof of your school?

Pat said...

Holey Moley - is that really YOUR arm? You are THAT hairy? God only knows what your arm pits are like! You should be BRAIDING that hair, dude!

Does this mean you have hair on your, uh, BACK?

If so, maybe you should spell out your blog site.Ha!

Although you usually don't walk around shirtless I assume.

I guess the arm would do. :)

Lisa Loo said...

Maybe when you trip and fall and kiss the playground tube of death it will just scrape ALL of your body hair off.
Kind of a twofer.

Ps--I love your Dads comment

PPSS--Is DeNae calling you out?!
I have never seen Jackass--so I am all confused....

imbeingheldhostage said...

Forget the Smooth Away, I'm thinking Mel Gibson and leg waxing. I will personally go find your additional 100 followers just to see that :-)

Midwestern Mama Holly said...

I bet more than anything your family, friends and those who have to be within a 6 block radius of you will be happy you're using deodorant again.

tiburon said...

I am starting a telethon to get you more followers.

Missed your funniness whilst I was away.

Mikki said...

Seriously, did you read that post of Kristina's? The one she linked to? Are you insane? All I can say is "ouch!"