Friday, September 10, 2010

The video you have all been wating for: I WAX MY ARM HAIR!

Well, I sincerely HOPE that this video is entertaining.  At the very least, it was entertaining to my wife who wanted to keep yanking the hair out of my arm until I screamed like a girl.  So, without further ado, here I am, waxing my arm hair.

video

94 comments:

tiburon said...

First

tiburon said...

I can attest to the fact that your arms are EXTREMELY hairy.

Everyday Goddess said...

Now you can join the big girls at the waxing salon. We've been waiting for you and are proud to have you in our midst.

True to your word and less hairy. It's a twofer!

Miley (woman:confused) said...

Gosh Abe, no wonder you're the most popular teacher! Those kids come home and say "Mom! Mom! I found bigfoot! It's AWESOME! He's really nice!"

tiburon said...

Okay and I have to say that your wife was enjoying that a little too much..

and I dig that about her...

Miley (woman:confused) said...

I really do think you're the man of the year because you didn't even whine like a little girl...

FabuLeslie said...

That was uh-MAZING. I'm glad I got to see it. By the way, I never did properly thank you for the invite to your little arm-hair-waxing-blog-party-celebration-for-reaching-follower-milestones. I appreciated it, but was too scared to jump on board. I'm glad now that I trusted my intuition. That looked brutal.

Also, I've been meaning to talk to you about something... I've been commenting for a while now, and all my dreams have yet to come true. Can I get my money back?

mintifresh said...

That was awesome! I think you're right, your wife was enjoying that waaay too much!hahaha I especially like the whole squealing like a girl thing!

mama-face said...

You win for "Best Scream". YOOUUUUUUUCHHHHHHHHHH.


good job. :)

Joann Mannix said...

Oh Cheese! I laughed as hard as the kids. Sorry! But it was fabulous. You started out trying to be such a man, but by the end you were just letting those screams go on and on. What happened? Did you keep it that way?

You are such a good blogger, doing that for your followers. Me, I'll stick with a reply to your comment.

Thanks for making my weekend, Cheeseboy!

Oh, and I love your wife.

rebecca said...

beauty is a hurtful bitch isn't she?! yeah, welcome to the club....next time round, i wanna be a guy....a hairy, hairy dude ;-)

why you did that, no clue, but you're fun and game....

Serene is my name, not my life! said...

I guess this offically makes you more of a girl than me. I've never waxed anything before!

Okay, just kidding about the girl thing.

I was hurting for you when your wife waxed the same spot like, four times!

LOL, I bet she did that on purpose.

Awesome.

Allyson & Jere said...

OUCH!!! That made me and my sister cry a little.

Way to follow thru on your promise, but again....OUCH!

Bossy Betty said...

I winced throughout!!!

-stephanie- said...

Great job your wife did. And yup, she did enjoy that a bit too much. I would have too. Loved the kids yelling that they couldn't watch. HA!
Is is bad for me to say that I can't wait to see what happens at 500 followers? Thanks for being true to your word.
Keep us updated on your healing.

Jenn said...

I love how much fun your wife was having!! You may have screamed a little like a girl, but you definitely are still way too hairy to be one, so you are ok!!

Dolly said...

My hubby and I just laughed our guts out-that was a crack up man!!!

Marlene said...

Dude - you are hilarious - but you are CRAZY!!! LOL!!!! Next time, cut the hairs down to just about a 1/4 of an inch. It never works well with long hair! Needless pain!!! Always trim first! Oh....I'm hurting FOR you!

T said...

you could have charged admission - seems like the crowd was loving it...

me? I had to look away... a few times. Ouch!

T said...

and... I'm starting to think that I'm okay with my paltry 98 followers - thus far I never have to reward anyone with a crazy stunt...

what's the plan for the next hundred? plucking nose hairs... because that's GOTTA be more painful.

Teachinfourth said...

I really shouldn't find this entertaining…but I do.

KyAnn (like Cayenne Pepper, only HOTTER) said...

For 500 followers do we get to pick the next area to be waxed?

Gucci Mama said...

Brilliant.

Connie said...

I think your wife enjoyed doing that a little too much! She's my hero! I think a U would have been very appropriate and tasteful!

00dozo said...

You'd probably want to keep that wax locked away from your kids while your asleep!

CynthiaK said...

Now that is...impressive! Not many men would endure that, or let their wives do it for them! LOL!

So what's up next, bikini line? That's even more fun. :)

Rachel said...

Dying at the comments too :)

For a deaf person, the real hoot came around the 1:45 mark when I realized you had a gaggle of kids witnessing your torture, LOL.

And duuude... now you know how much we must love you guys to wax for ya.

Baby Sister said...

That was awesome. Thanks for letting us share. :) Your wife cracks me up!!

Amy said...

I had to stop watching after 40 seconds. It was too painful to continue! Ouch!

Saimi said...

You're awesome Cheeseboy! I was silently screaming inside watching that, I can barely muster strength to have my eyebrows waxed!

Very brave and honorable!

janjanmom said...

Can't wait for the Brazillian!!

You are just a teensy bit whacked!

One Cluttered Brain said...

SEriously?
LOL...Oh my gosh.
Best vlog ever...

Waxing does hurt. I have my eyebrow lady do that to me...

You are brave.

What are you gonna do for 500 followers? Or 450? :)

Kristina P. said...

I think for 500, you should get balldazzled. Yep, it's a real thing. Can't wait!

Pedaling said...

there goes your subtle sexy masculinity.... I like hairy arms...

I think your children are going to need therapy someday. ;)

MBGITWWR said...

I can NOT tell a lie. I THOROUGHLY enjoyed this! Hahahaha! The sweet laughter that filled my gut to the brim is still lingering. Thank you for enduring that torture for our sick viewing pleasure. I hope the sting wears off quickly. :)

Krista said...

Kristina P. made me actually chuckle! I know. No one chuckles anymore. They LOL. Your wife is darling and I love the crowd shots! Best crowd ever! I shave once a week whether I need to or not. That's one advantage to having blonde hair!

Pat Tillett said...

I won't be waxing any part of my body anytime soon! You are mucho macho compadre....

Lourie said...

You are absolutely loon crazy! And I laughed. I think you challenge Robin Williams to an arm waxing duel. :P

W.C.Camp said...

Well it is not as if I did not tell you so! I cringed throughout the whole video. I am mildly disturbed that your wife seemed to enjoy this a little TOO MUCH? BTW Props on the Jack Skelington shirt!W.C.C.

middle child said...

I'm sorry but you didn't seem drunk at all. I KNOW you wouldn't put yourself thru that without self medicating first unless,....is your wife a dominatrix? BTW - you scream like a girl!

Sadako said...

That's awesome.

I just got my arms waxed (for about the nth time) a couple days ago. I'm hardcore about hairlessness.

Powdered Toast Man said...

You should of let your kids wax your arm. Was your grandfather a caveman?

Mamma has spoken said...

"You can cry if you want to daddy."
was the best line of it all!

Joan said...

Your kids are so precious!

I too am in the cringing camp.

So, what will you do when you get to 1000? =)

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Dude, never in a million years...

Kelley said...

You did it!!! Was your wife mad at you? Ha! She seemed eager to get all of that arm hair off just right. I thought it was such a fun video! I loved how all of the neighborhood children were gathered around. Also, I love your shirt. I absolutely LOVE Coraline, another Tim Burton creation. One last comment- your friend said something about "Indian burn". Didn't he mean to say "applesauce burn"?

MommyLovesStilettos said...

That was pure AWESOME!

Chaka said...

When I saw the first patch I thought you were just doing a small section, but I was impressed when you kept going. I feel your pain brother. Is it wrong for me to have enjoyed you suffering so much? At least the camera wasn't on pause.

Sco said...

I laughed for a while, then I just had to turn away. Ouch. Sorry, Cathi, but you should spend a night on the couch after enjoying that a little too much.

Marnie said...

Well my shorn little chia pet, your arm looks soooooo sore! Ouchie...serious ouchie! You are a brave soul.

How's your wifes hearing?

Claire said...

That was GREAT!! I think my favorite video yet.

I was thinking "Oooh a good one!" with the second strip too...
Eww..hehehehee! I am SO cackling with crazy lady delight at seeing a man go through something that women do.. Bikini line is right!!

Abe, you are TOO fun! I love this!!
Congratulations on the following, can't wait to see 500. Keep entertaining my blog friend!!!

Claire said...

PS- I agree with all the Love Your Wife comments.
She was GREAT!!!! Living a slight moment of many woman's dream to show you guys how it all feels..

=P

Sam Liu said...

Well, you certainly are a man of your word! And far braver than me...the things we do for blogging, eh. It was, I admit, highly hilarious, but I felt bad laughing at your pain :D

The Invisible Seductress said...

You're all smooth and girly now...My favorite blog-princess!! hugs

...wanting to adopt your wife and the kids too..they were awesome!!

Melinda said...

Your wife is slightly evil--I sort of love her now. That was great! hehehehe Do all the neighborhood parents know what you're exposing their children to? ;)

Loretta Valenta said...

Wow, you have to pick things that are less painful, man! I think the picking up Chinese in your Barney costume will be less painful...at least physically!:P

The Mom @ Babes in Hairland said...

Holy crap that was hilarious! Thanks for the laugh. You are a brave guy! And your wife is awesome to do such a thing! Maybe at the next assembly you can do the other arm! LOL

Lene said...

Oh you big baby!

When I hit 400 followers I will get my eyebrows waxed...not that it will be a big deal since it is part of my usual "beauty is pain" routine.

Oh and I love how much your wife enjoyed "helping" you.

Missy said...

LOL! I think you also lost some skin!

Corrina Terry said...

Your wife had fun! We had fun watching this! Ha ha! ;o) Now you know what we girls go through! It HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...

Oh Cheeseboy, you are amazing in the weirdest and bestest of ways. I'm most impressed with how you stopped the neighborhood and provided glorious entertainment for all (except yourself).
Congratulations on 400! For 500, just go for a hot fudge sundae. Those don't hurt at all (if you eat them).
xoRobyn

Beth Zimmerman said...

Your wife seemed to really enjoy this little endeavor. Can't wait to see what 500 brings!

The Church Lady said...

Very entertaining, Cheeseboy! I even popped up some popcorn for this 6 1/2 minute video for the whole family to watch!! You are crazy dude.

I remember waxing my hubbies back. He never asked me to do it again. lol

The Bipolar Diva said...

I CAN'T believe I missed this! OMG! That is hilarious, you had me grimacing along with you. Now on to 500! I'm going to do a post this week and link to this post.....You're wife looked like she enjoyed it a little! lol

Sandra said...

This was hilarious! I love how everyone was screaming louder than you!!!! I'm still laughing!
You're a trooper...and can I just say, I'm pretty sure waxing is considered illegal in some countries...and if it isn't, it should be! But I'm still laughing!

baygirl32 said...

Bahahaha this is hilarious! What are you doing for the next milestone? are you taking suggestions?

GrammyMouseTails said...

Bwhaahaahaa! First Congrats on hitting the 400 mark! (I have been delirious over my 100 in the last week, hope no one dies on me!)I am in agreement w/the others on your wife, in fact I may have a 'girl-crush'(she has a devilish side like myself!) Or maybe she is the long lost daughter I never knew I had & put down somewhere & lost??? I laughed every second! Esp at your little guy covering his eyes, as tho blood could come squirting out any minute & blind him! bwhaahaaahaa! I was expecting a HOT wax tho... but as hairy as you proved to be, I think you were tortured enough for your fans ... this time ;) Who knows you may start a new man trend? pphhtt! NOT!! Bhwaahaahaaa!!!

Heidi's Art said...

pretty funny!
I really thought it was going to be your underarm hair...

Heidi's Art said...

pretty funny!
I really thought it was going to be your underarm hair...

Heff said...

You SUCKETH !!!!


Is that ALL IT TAKES to get over 400 followers ??

I doubt it. You've got some online "feed" help.

purseblogger said...

Ow! I couldn't even watch the whole thing. You are one brave soul. I am really looking forward to the Barney costume though. I am rallying the troops to get you to 500 followers. :)

Tammy said...

I'm so sad I didn't get invited to the party! It's funny on video but I'm sure it's even better in person! And I thought the same thing I heard a girl say . . . . if it hurts you that much, imagine doing a bikini wax!

ScoMan said...

Ha.. you screamed like a child.

Jason, as himself said...

Masochist.

Nancy C said...

I was considering waxing, um, certain places. Friends have told me it's no big deal.

They are filthy, filthy liars, and thanks to this video, I plan on being a Sasquatch.

Unknown Mami said...

You are a crazy, crazy man!

Mikki said...

So, I just want to know if it was worth it?
And yeah, your wife enjoyed that a little too much. Are you sure you're treating her right?

Karen said...

Dude. Ouch. But now you know what we all go through. Looking forward to your next adventure.

mice_aliling said...

Are you gonna do it all over again?

Pat said...

First of all, you are in a class ALL BY YOURSELF, by doing this. I'm not sure what the NAME of that class is, but you should be PROUD that you are there by yourself!

I made the mistake of watching this while eating my dinner. I do feel a little sick to my stomach!

I bit my lip each time your wife said, "Okay, you ready?" Yowzer! Your family and friends must be really into pain - I like how they kept finding more areas to wax and encouraging your wife to "do more!"

The kids were hysterical!

You made my night!

From Tracie said...

That was great! When you said screaming, you really meant it....after the first one I got smart and turned down the sound on my headphones! lol

I loved the stripes...and the fact that your wife was having so much fun. Did you invite all the neighborhood kids over to watch too? Because that was also awesome! hehe

tammy said...

I believe there is nothing left to say, so I'll just say Awesome.

Nicole said...

hahahahahahahaaa..

ouch

hahahahahhahaahaaa

ewwww

hahahahahahahahahahaa

ouch.

Good for you - Youkept your word!

Vanessa said...

Maybe I should bring the camera into the waxing room next time I go. Then again, maybe not.

Dave said...

I heard from a reliable source that after seeing your arm waxing video, Hollywood wants you to costar with Will Smith in a predictable romantic comedy where you woo a girl way out of your league.

Meathead said...

BWAHAHAHA!! Awesome.
On that very last one, the way you lifted up your arm to look at it, I thought you were going to kiss it better! LMAO!

MiMi said...

OMOUCH. Your wife enjoyed that a LOT huh??!! : ) LOL

Melissa@Suger Coat It said...

OMG. This is sooooo funny. Gross, there is no doubt about that. But funny.


Your poor wife.

Mighty M said...

This was worth the wait! :)

M-Cat said...

I enjoyed this on SO many levels.
1. The kids giggling in the background. Pure amusement and they were clearly having so much fun at your expense.
2. Kathy's enjoyment. Watching her rip those suckers off your arm was maybe my favorite part
3. Your wincing with your legs right before the screams came out.
4. Someone asking about the bikini line and then asking if you wore a bikini.

I think for 500 you should pick up chinese food dressed in a bikini!

Thanks for the laughs!!

Lisa Loo said...

Kristina P has me stuck and slightly traumatized with the whole "balldazzled" thing......must.not.think.about....

imbeingheldhostage said...

You are a Jack fan!! I knew I liked you. The waxing. ow. Did your wife enjoy this just too much? You are insane Cheeseboy, I can't tell you how hard I laughed at this video. Sorry.

Lori said...

I think Cathi found her calling in life...I don't think I've ever seen her so enthusiastic to do anything as she was to rip out that arm hair of yours!!!

I don't know how you did that without a single swear word slipping out. Ouch!

Oh, and this post was seriously one of the funniest I've seen on The Blog O' Cheese. :)

Julie said...

Well you kept your promise. Another OUCH!! though. I think your wife loved this. So cool.
Thanks for such a great "show".
Take care and have a great afternoon. God Bless!!