Saturday, September 25, 2010

Saturday Graph: Things Yelled Daily In Our House

51 comments:

Mighty M said...

This is getting enlarged and going up on our wall! :)

MiMi said...

That is EXACTLYY why I love your graphs. They are so true to my life too!

Mamma has spoken said...

At my house it's, "Who farted!" "Who peed on the floor!"and "Who forgot to flush the toliet!" Yes we are that crude here....

Pedaling said...

things yelled at our house:
MOM!
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS!
PUT THE DOGS OUTSIDE!
HOMEWORK TIME!

I should graph it.

ScoMan said...

Hahaha I love it.

Joe Cap said...

No eating in there!! is a big one over here. The Daughter seems to like to eat everywhere except in the Kitchen!

Kelloggsville said...

"don't talk to me like that" would be a big one for us. The government pay quangos millions to come up with results like that. Good Job!

The Invisible Seductress said...

Ahahahahahaha.......


perfect!!!

Marnie said...

My house too :0)

Kelley said...

That is hilarious! Definitely true at our house, too. I would have to add a wedge to mine that says, "Why is this house always a mess?!?"

Copyboy said...

I can only aspire to be green.

Nicole said...

LOL - you would not even have to ask if you had kids by reading that one!

I think in my house it would be
50% - Hey, are you ever going to get off of the computer?

10% - Stop talking so loud while you are on the phone

10% What do you want to eat?

20% Did you check the mail?

10% I thought YOU were going to do it!

PS - I fixed the network blog thing!

Sam Liu said...

I do so love your graphs, Cheeseboy. This is just like our house! :D

Charlotte said...

That sounds pretty close to accurate. You forgot "I'm in the bathroom, leave me alone!"

Kristina P. said...

How about, "Where's my taco?"

Missy said...

I say Door 1000 times a day...

Amanda said...

I swear that's my house. Heh.

Another one for us is, "Whose Lego is this???" while the applicable adult is simultaneously hopping up and down while clutching their offended limb.

Tammy said...

Hmmm. I never would have guessed "Stop eating in there". And neither of you yell!

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Priceless!!

Jason, as himself said...

The main thing yelled at our house is, to my hard of hearing mother-in-law, "Stop yelling!"

The second thing yelled is, "I'm not yelling!"

Joan said...

I need a graph..."Who's turn is it to clean up cat puke?"

Eva Gallant said...

Too funny! Makes me glad my kids are grown, married, and yelling at their own kids.

Miley (woman:confused) said...

Consider yourself lucky. Just in the last week we've had
CLEAN!
What? WHY ARE YOU BURNING STICKS IN THE DEN? (serious fire. really)
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! (refers to almost anything)
and, the #1 most yelled thing in the house
STOP TOUCHING MY BOOBS! SERIOUSLY! SHEESH!

Cherie said...

No one yells "Who Farted this time?" at your house?

-stephanie- said...

Same kind of yelling goes on over here. I can add.."I'm throwing all your toys away if you don't pick them up"!
I wish I were strong enough to follow through. :o(

Jillybean said...

Sounds like our house, except you need to add the following.....

"MOM! Make him stop coughing on my feet!"
"Mom! He's looking at me!"
"Mom! He's thinking about me!!"
"FLUSH!! WHY IS IT SO DIFFICULT FOR YOU PEOPLE TO FLUSH?!?!?"

Julie said...

My red square, take your shoes off. Why 100 times a day do I have to remind them to do that, especially since there's chicky crap out there and we sure don't need it on the carpet.
I so love your graphs. I love you posts.
I hope you have a great nights rest and a blessed day tomorrow. Take care.

wendy said...

a graph....what a great idea. I wonder what mine would look like.

Lene said...

WHY AM I ALWAYS YELLING?!?!?!

W.C.Camp said...

Not to be too risque Cheeseboy, but other than the 'red' part of the graph ... are you sure the other colors don't represent your WIFE's self imposed'bubble thoughts' about you? W.C.C.

baygirl32 said...

Why AM I ALWAYS yelling?

Corrina Terry said...

I can TOTALLY relate!!!! Love it!

FabuLeslie said...

Ha! How about when people yell "STOP YELLING!"? Kinda ironic.

P.S. Thanks for the 5k encouragement.

RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...

This is amazing. My graph is exactly the same, and I live alone!
xoRobyn

Saimi said...

My husband would have died and thought he'd gone to heaven if I yelled, "Get back in bed!"

mintifresh said...

We could add a 'don't lick that' to our graph but other than that, it's spot on!

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

I am weeping with joy right now. Weeping. I thought it was just our house.

Midwest Mommy said...

Agreed.

Nancy C said...

Yup. That's about it here too. Lots of "Get off your brother's HEAD!" too.

T said...

hahahahahaha...

(sorry, no wittiness, I'm laughing too hard!)

Holly said...

LOL!! I LOVE THIS!!
OURS??
YOU worry about YOU!!
LEAVE him ALONE!
Keep your hands to YOURSELF!
REALLY??
Who clogged the toilet?
It wasn't ME!! (yeah right... THERE's your SIGN!)

ModernMom said...

LOL I need to print this off and put it on the fridge. Ha

Pat said...

I LOVE IT!

Lourie said...

I think "Quit bugging him/her" is the one that takes up most space in our house. Haha.

Unknown Mami said...

"No eating in there!"

-That's what she said!

Joann Mannix said...

This is the biggest thing yelled in our house, "Who took my ______ !" Insert shoes, jeans, jewelry, purse, lip gloss, brush, underwear. Yes, three teenage girls and nothing is sacred, not even underwear.

I live with a den of thieves.

M-Cat said...

I would like to know who did all the yelling. You or your wife.
i picture you....

tammy said...

Swap out "Close the door" with "Get your own damn dinner" and that would be our house.

Diane J. said...

LOL, great! I'm printing this. The only two things I need to add are:
1. For the love of Pete put some pants on.

2. You could have finished your homework by now, if you hadn't argued so long about doing it.

Pat Tillett said...

"stop eating in there?"
I need more information!
love these things...

Marla said...

Yep.....exactly.