We were driving home from St. George today when, out of nowhere, we had the following conversation with our three-year-old, Calder. (FYI - We normally never have these types of conversations... ever!)
Calder: Mom... can we cut off my penis today?
Me: OW! Calder, that would hurt so bad!
Calder: No, it wouldn't!
Me: YES, IT WOULD!
Calder: NO IT WOULDN'T!
Lincoln: Yeah Calder, that would really hurt!
[About 20 seconds pass. The only sound is Lincoln giggling uncontrollably and Cathi and I holding it in. Finally, Calder breaks the silence]
Calder: So, can we do it today then mom?
Calder: Why mom?
Cathi: How would you go pee pee Calder?
He is so weird.
I swear, that is exactly how the conversation went. Neither Cathi or I am too concerned. Calder is about as boy as it gets - he loves fighting and getting dirty and motorcycles and sports. Plus,. if you know Calder, you know he says stuff just to get attention or to be funny. Apparently it worked because Lincoln could not stop laughing for the next 20 minutes.