Wednesday, September 29, 2010
At the 20 year 80's sitcom reunion...
Tootie: Sorry I'm late everybody. Natalie fell off the back of Joe's motorcycle and we're pretty sure she broke her hip. I told her she was too big for the back of that death-trap.
Heathcliff Huxtable: Are they outside? I am a doctor you know. I deliver babies in my basement.
Tootie: She'll be fine. Bull is carrying her over his shoulder to the hospital. By the way, when are you going to retire Dr. Huxtable? And don't you think it's a little creepy that you have stirrups in your basement?
Heathcliff Huxtable: This coming from a forty year old woman that still goes by the name of "Tootie"...
Balki Bartokomous: That is exactly why we have extended seat motorcycles in Mypos... for the larger ladies of the island.
Tony Micelli: My bike has the 900 horsepower!
Henry Warnimont: OH, HERE WE GO AGAIN! Will Tony ever shut up about that blasted bike?!
Tony Micelli: So, tell us Henry, how did Punky's breast reduction surgery go?
Henry Warnimont: Tony, if I weren't 97, I'd climb over this table and punch you right in that Italian face of yours.
Judge Harry T. Stone: I know what would break up the tension - anyone want to see a magic trick?
Cliff Claven: It's a little known fact that magic tricks were derived from Prince Juniper's foray into the mystical world of the pre-pimphood lifestyle in the early 1600's...
Mr. Belvadere: Shut it, sir. Has anyone seen Wesley. WES-LEY?!
Ricky Stratton: He's outside hitting on that robot chick. The one that's pretty and bright with soft curls.
Mr. Belvadere: The girl unlike other girls, Ricky?
Ricky Stratton: Yes, and it's Rick. Rick.
Mr. Belvadere: Thanks Ricky. I'm surprised she finally came out of the cabinet.
Ricky Stratton: It's Rick.
Buddy Lembeck: Can we hurry this up? Charles and I have to meet the girls up at the lake.
ALF: HAAA! I thought you said there was going to be cat on the menu?
Nell Carter: And I thought there was going to be vacuumed fish.
Mike Seaver: Wha-cha-talkin-bout Nell?
Willis Drummond: Not cool, Mike. Not cool. By the way where's Boner?
Larry: Hi, my name is Larry and this is my brother Darryl and this is my other brother Darryl.
Benson: Would you all please just SHUT UP?