Benson: ORDER PLEASE! ORDER! Will everyone please take their seats? Please sit down, we've got a lot of catching up to do tonight.
Tootie: Sorry I'm late everybody. Natalie fell off the back of Joe's motorcycle and we're pretty sure she broke her hip. I told her she was too big for the back of that death-trap.
Heathcliff Huxtable: Are they outside? I am a doctor you know. I deliver babies in my basement.
Tootie: She'll be fine. Bull is carrying her over his shoulder to the hospital. By the way, when are you going to retire Dr. Huxtable? And don't you think it's a little creepy that you have stirrups in your basement?
Heathcliff Huxtable: This coming from a forty year old woman that still goes by the name of "Tootie"...
Balki Bartokomous: That is exactly why we have extended seat motorcycles in Mypos... for the larger ladies of the island.
Tony Micelli: My bike has the 900 horsepower!
Henry Warnimont: OH, HERE WE GO AGAIN! Will Tony ever shut up about that blasted bike?!
Tony Micelli: So, tell us Henry, how did Punky's breast reduction surgery go?
Joey: WHOA!
Henry Warnimont: Tony, if I weren't 97, I'd climb over this table and punch you right in that Italian face of yours.
Judge Harry T. Stone: I know what would break up the tension - anyone want to see a magic trick?
Cliff Claven: It's a little known fact that magic tricks were derived from Prince Juniper's foray into the mystical world of the pre-pimphood lifestyle in the early 1600's...
Mr. Belvadere: Shut it, sir. Has anyone seen Wesley. WES-LEY?!
Ricky Stratton: He's outside hitting on that robot chick. The one that's pretty and bright with soft curls.
Mr. Belvadere: The girl unlike other girls, Ricky?
Ricky Stratton: Yes, and it's Rick. Rick.
Mr. Belvadere: Thanks Ricky. I'm surprised she finally came out of the cabinet.
Ricky Stratton: It's Rick.
Buddy Lembeck: Can we hurry this up? Charles and I have to meet the girls up at the lake.
ALF: HAAA! I thought you said there was going to be cat on the menu?
Nell Carter: And I thought there was going to be vacuumed fish.
Mike Seaver: Wha-cha-talkin-bout Nell?
Willis Drummond: Not cool, Mike. Not cool. By the way where's Boner?
Larry: Hi, my name is Larry and this is my brother Darryl and this is my other brother Darryl.
Benson: Would you all please just SHUT UP?
Joey: WHOA!
53 comments:
I was waiting for the ALF moment!
Dude that was hilarious! I remember all of these shows. What made you come up with this? Great job!
HAHAHAHA I am doing the Balki dance of joy!
Thanks for the flashbacks!!! LOVE IT!!! Balki was my favorite!!!
Did you copyright this? Hollywood may come calling!!
I used to want to marry Balki. I kind of still do, actually.
Thanks for the trip down memory lane! You forgot Laverne and Shirley! lol
I loved 80's tv. Awesome. Ah Night Court.
Heh, heh. Fun trip (down memory lane)!
;-)
That was pretty darn good! (insert slow nod of approval here) Very good, indeed!
Awesome! Do a sequel man. Consider putting Tootie in a cat-fight with Alexis Carrington.
Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name,
and they're always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see,
our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows
Your name.
You wanna go where people know,
people are all the same,
You wanna go where everybody knows
your name.
This is how I feel about The Blog O' Cheese. Cheers Cheese.
I remember all of these! This is hilarious! Great post!
That was some flash back. TV sitcoms are just not the same today!
I don't remember all those shows, so I was a little lost...but I liked the parts from the characters I recognized :o)
and somewhere at a table, Rose could be heard saying: "Back in St. Olaf...."
Flo is a angry that you left her out. she told me to tell you to go "kiss her grits!"
I forgot about Tootie :0) 80's sitcoms were the best.
FUNNIEST POST! I miss Benson.
You know...just when I thought I could not love you more! :-) This is awesome.
Love it!!
Only one question - when did they finally get Blair to get on a motorcycle? Did Jo threaten to knock her teeth out if she didn't?
This cracked me up! I remembered these....showing my age, I guess. ha! Thanks for stopping by to see me tonight. Have a great Thursday! Candace
"What you talkin' about CHEESEBOY?" - Did you forget Different Strokes? W.C.C.
This brought back many memories! How do you DO this stuff??? Amazing!
I loved Perfect Strangers! The other show that was great was The Greatest American Hero. Remember that dude in the red suite?
I loved Perfect Strangers! The other show that was great was The Greatest American Hero. Remember that dude in the red suite?
HAHAHA! The Joey one got me! Good stuff right there, good stuff!
YES!!! I'm so glad there was a Charles in Charge reference..whew! lol
I think the only I didn't know was Henry Warnimont.
My grandmother has a stuffed Alf on her couch. It's rather creepy, as one would imagine. Or awesome. Take your pick.
Not all flashbacks are good flashbacks. Thankfully, most of these remind me of such simple times. Ahhh, the memories.
You're crazy! I love it!
This was one of your funnest posts ever, Cheeseboy. Love the bit about the extended seats on Mypos bikes.
xoRobyn
Haaaa!!! I totally followed that because we are both old! I was waiting for Alex P. Keaton or Mike Seaver to make their entrance, but, hey, you can't include them all. I'm very impressed with that dialogue, you funny boy you.
I don't know any of those people.
Love it!
Actually, it's "The Ricker".
This is just a slice of awesome with a side of awesomer.
Ditto on the Cheers comment.
Love your blog. :)
Definitely needs a sequel, lol.
I hate to admit, I have tried watching Silver Spoons, Family Ties, Charles in Charge and Gimme a Break over the past year on Netflix.....they sucked so bad I almost cried. It's like my entire youth was wasted on crap tv, and I didn't even realize it.
I remember that show with the robot girl-really weird. What was that called? Now it is going to drive me crazy.
Loving this post.
bwahaha... dying... is it sad that I recognize all of them :)
is it sad I know nealy all of those?
I get it! You should be a screenwriter...move to Hollywood NOW!
Perfect 1980's heaven.
How I remember the Huxtable men sweaters...do you?
ANd...where was ALF?
Sigh. I had to google a couple but soooo worth it. Great post CB.
Brilliant!!! Truly brilliant.
Hilarious! I had so many images flying through my head...
thanks!
Oh how I miss Charles in Charge.
How about Head of the Class? :P
What is so sad, is that I did the voices in my head while I read them.
Brilliant writing!
HA! Good stuff! I'm impressed you had a Lembeck reference!
See what happens when we mothers use TV as a babysitter. You poor brainwashed kid. :-)
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