Monday, July 19, 2010
What their first grade teachers told them...
"Neil, you don't bring me apples anymore."
Robin William's first grade teacher:
"SLOW DOWN. I don't understand a thing your saying."
Carrot Top's first grade teacher:
"You're NOT FUNNY, little girl!"
Kathie Lee Gifford:
"Why does your juice box smells a lot like wine?"
"We DO NOT play with needles in class Mark."
Mel, be nice to the girls.
"Sniffing the glue like that is not good for you Lindsay."
The cast of Jersey Shore:
"The brown markers are for drawing, not for drawing on your skin."
"I think I am going to have a Psychologist look at these pictures."
The Biggest Loser's Jilian:
"You can't yell at him just because he's fat Jilian!"
"Okay Karl, when you talk about yourself, you say "I", not "Karl".
"Now WHERE is your other glove? Did you leave it at recess again?"
"I don't care how cute she is, there will be no more jumping on your desk!"
"What's with all the tears, John?"
"You look an awful lot like a pig."
"Keep your eyes on your own paper, John."
"Glen, will you please just leave Ramirez alone?"