Friday marks the magic number 11.

Friday marks 11 years of marriage for me and me lady. It seems I have learned a thing or two. Some stuff I've learned about marriage in 11 years:

All food is delicious.
The nicer car always belongs to the lady.
When in doubt if you should or should not call, always call.
There is a right and wrong way to load the dishwasher. Try to stick with the right way.
Never ask more than three times , "What's the matter?"
The only polite thing to do is wash your toothpaste waste down the drain.
If you are thinking , "9 holes or 18?" - always, always go 9.
Finally, it's the easiest thing in the world to be married 11 years if your wife is named Cathi and she is as sublime, fair and solicitous as my Cathi. Good luck finding one.