It's official. Cathi has her first job in years. She will be helping poor, helpless children cross the street. She won't be doing it for Lincoln's school, rather she will be doing it for McMillan Elementary. I never thought the job of a crossing guard would be considered sexy until now. I thought Cathi would make a super hot librarian or an even hotter snow plow driver. Yet, the more I think about it, the more sexy a crossing guard seems.
By the way, half the kids in our ward go to McMillan Elementary, half go to Parkside. McMillan should actually be called McMansion Elementary for all the ridiculously wealthy kids that go there. Since Cathi will be be a crossing guard there and it is about as close as Parkside, we thought about just sending Lincoln to McMillan. However, we really like Parkside and I think we will be keeping him there.
ANYWAY, my beloved wife will be grasping a hand held stop sign and setting up cones on a daily basis. Fortunately, crossing guards make a very impressive $400.00 a month, so we can put that money aside for either a Chinese scooter or a Chinese Hummer. (In honor of the Olympics.)
Of course, Cathi still must pass a drug test on Wednesday. That might be a bit tricky considering she has been smoking pot for medicinal purposes for the past 2 years. Her doctor prescribed the ghanja to help her deal with her unusually long toenails Gratefully, she hasn't inhaled in the past few days so I think she'll be in the clear.
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Hey, look at the bright side...if she is crossing guard for the wealthy kids maybe they will give her awesome Christmas and "end of the year" treats!
Cathi will make a great crossing guard. I'm sure all the kids will LOVE her! Cath, just be sure to wave to EVERY car that passes you, those are the ones I really love!
Hmm. Learn something new everyday. I thought crossing guards were volunteers. How nice to do it and get paid for risking life every day and taking care of our children! Yay Cath!
I want to know who voted the Bachelor as a worse show that Britney and Kevin!?!?! Crazy people answering your polls!
I for one voted for the Bachelor. That show is just so awful! Not sure who the other two are.
No way Abe! Did you see Britney and Kevin? HORRIBLE! If nothing else the editing alone was worse than the Bachelor. Impossible to watch! (In case you can't tell, I've watched every season of Bachelor except the first two).
Why did Cathi cross the road?
Sorry Tammy, The Bachelor has gotten a few more votes, it seems to be the runaway winner so it appears that there are quite few people that really hate it.
It is just so sleazy and stupid. And it also has to do with the fact that there is not a single straight man on the planet that does not absolutely detest that show. Sorry.
That is awesome! I didn't know they made that much- what a perfect way to make a little extra cash...can't wait to hear how she likes it. Does she have to work twice each day- and will Calder come help?
Hi Jana, sorry we are bashing the Bachelor so bad on my blog. Yes, Calder will come along but he won't be helping or anything. He has to stay in the car and watch videos. I think it will be really easy - less than an hour a day of work.
It sounds like the perfect job!
It is ok about the Bachelor, no hard feelings. I agree with Tammy though- there are some crazy people answering your polls!! Guess I better go vote!!
The same people reading the Twilight series (me) are probably the same people watching The Bachelor (me)! And of course guys aren't watching The Bachelor because they are waiting to see The Bachelorette!
Tammy, I guarantee that there are even fewer guys interested in the Bachelorette than the Bachelor.
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