- Hello.
- I'd shake your hand but, well... you know...
- Right.
- We could hook hooks?
- Yeah, I am really not comfortable with that.
- How bout we bump shoulders?
- Not comfortable with that either.
[awkward pause]
- You're that guy from that movie, right? The dude that cut off his own arm?- Yep.
- You really sucked it up on the Oscars, you know.
- That wasn't me. That was James Franco.
- I was wondering why his hand looked so real.
[awkward pause]
- So, you're the drummer for Def Leppard, right?
- Yep. That's me.
- Amazing how you can drum so well with one arm.
- Well, you're still mountain climbing, right?
- Yeah, but I had to give up my dream of becoming an OBGYN.
- Oh. Wow. Well, I suppose that is in the best interest of women. And babies.
[awkward pause]
- How did you lose your arm?
- Car wreck.
- That bites.
- No, Love Bites.
- What?
- Nevermind.
[awkward pause]
- Well, I probably should get going. It was nice meeting you.
- Yeah, me too. You parked close?
- As close as it gets.
- Me too.
- Hey, we have something in common!
- Really?... Really?
39 comments:
AWKWARD! LOL!! ;p
WOW!! I REALLY WAS 1st!! AMAZING!! That was a 1st for me!! You ARE SO POPULAR!!! ((HUGS))
I have no idea who the crap the drummer from Def Leppard is!
They could start a knitting circle!
Wait a minute - did someone just say they didn't know who Rick Allen of Def Leppard was? I feel so old...
That was hilarious!
Awkward...
Smart ass.
:-)
Pearl
I'm just thinking, if they interlock their hands, they can greet each other with the church-steeple thing. Just an idea.
I liked this, especially the awkward pauses.
xoRobyn
You are a mess. I like it. You have too much time on your hands, but I like it.
Wow. How did you hear overhear THIS conversation?
What's the saying about the one-legged cowboy in a butt kicking contest?
How do you come up with this crazy stuff? But keep it coming! That was funny!!
Oh, Armageddon It now!
Get it - "Arm"! Bwaaahaaaa!!
I know, that was lame. I'm a Def Leppard fan.
Still wanting to see 127 Hours.
The drummer is a hottie. The bear? Not so much.
Funny post!
John Grisham said that he writes what he knows so Stephen King terrifies him. Makes me wonder what exactly is going on in your head... and you teach!
Wow! I would have thought they would become fast BFF's! Maybe it was because the Def Leopard dude wasn't wearing a shirt..
ROFL!!!! And seriously, an OBGYN? With a hook?
To help break the ice, they could talk about how annoying it is that the US Marshals won't leave them alone about the murder of Dr. Richard Kimble's wife.
Hahahaha, that was awesome
I just read this to my 19 year old son. His comment was, "that's weird!" What does he know?
A one-armed OBGYN would be a slippery slope indeed. Babies flying in all directions...
"Little Johnny was dropped on his head as a child" would no longer be facetious. eek
"That wasn't me. That was James Franco."
"I was wondering why his hand looked so real."
Buahahahahaha!
You are hilarious, man 'o cheese.
Seriously, though, I can't believe Kristina doesn't know about Def Leppard. Then again my son didn't know who Paul Newman was until we made him watch Cool Hand Luke. And that chick on American Idol who had never heard of the Beatles?????? Don't get me started...
Well, Mercy!!
sorry, all i got out of that was james franco. thanks!
loved that movie...and I'm an 80's girl, so love the music, too!
by the way,
you're a weirdo:)
I probably shouldn't admit that Def Leppard rocks...or that I want to see that movie, either, should I?
hahaha! I love the "best interst of the babies too" part. Yup - awkward!
ha!
Only you could think this stuff up.
I love it!
that is all
Oh come on, don't you think they would instantly bond over having one arm :)
Oh Cheesey One,
That sound you hear is of one hand clapping. Nice post!
LOL! How DO you come up with this stuff??
Had to give up my dream of being an ob-gyn - LAUGH OUT LOUD funny!
AWKWARD! lol
Your imagination is one to be envied! Love the part where they hooked hooks, or at least it was offered. Love does bite. It also bleeds. It brings me to my knees.
James Franco really did stink up the Oscars. Maybe if he had actually only had one arm he would have been more entertaining!! LOL
"No, Love Bites." - LOL
They should sit together so they could clap.
This is funny stuff!
Ah ... To be a fly on the wall in that brain of yours! :-)
I am more of a "Pour Some Sugar On Me" fan. I know every single word of that song "Step inside, walk this way..." and now I will be singing it the entire day.
Thanks, Cheese.
And James Franco was a total D Bag on the Oscars along with your favorite annoyance and mine, chirpy little Anne Hathaway.
Okay, BACK TO WRITING. Cannot be distracted by the Cheese.
That would be a little awkward...
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