I am fully invested in living right this week to further my quest for perfection. (Notice my very spiritual picture for today's entry. I am feeling it today!) Thus, I have made the following changes - for this week only:
I have visited my home teaching families three times already. Honestly, I think they are getting a little bit tired of seeing me.
I have begun traveling 10 miles below the posted speed limit.
I am not watching any TV shows that are rated anything worse than TV-PG
I have stopped shooting cats in my front yard with a BB gun.
I have stopped watching Dancing With The Stars because of the scantily clad women, especially that old lady with the cleavage.
I have forgiven Oprah for not returning my calls and emails. Tyra - You are not off the hook.
I have stopped making fun of orphaned midgets - I mean "little people".
I have been shaving everyday to stay in line with my own personal honor code, including my armpits. (Not sure if this is really necessary, but I did it, just to be sure.)
I have quit cold turkey on cold turkey. I now only eat oven baked ham; kosher of course.
I have fasted 4 hours a day, every day between the hours of 8:30 and 12:30. (Breakfast and lunch. Except that one time when I accidentally ate a Twix because I was hungry.)
I have not once “budded” in any line. (A common problem for First Graders, and their teachers.)
I have hugged everyone I have seen wearing a Bluetooth, and that's not easy!
My iPod is currently filled with hymns - and only the ones that have been missionary approved. Oh, and I have some Janis Capp Perry on there too. Love that lady!
I have not cursed once. I have Provo-ized all my anger words. I love saying "Fetching fetch!"
The American Red Cross called and although I will not be giving blood this week, I made them a firm promise that I would in the near future - (When the sign up sheet comes around in EQ again.)
I hosted an Elder’s Quorum dinner group and invited everyone assigned to us - even those I don’t like.
I shoveled our neighbor’s walks.
I have stopped practicing polygamy.
This all better pay off on Saturday cause this week has totally sucked. But hey, whatever it takes, right?