Sunday, November 16, 2008

And so it begins...


For those of you who may not know why I hate BYU so badly, please read the following article to get you up to date on my deep seeded hatred.

It goes without saying, but I hate BYU.

Mind you, I have several friends that are BYU fans and most of them are the most levelheaded, friendly folks I know.

I still hate BYU with all my might, mind and soul.  

Nevertheless this week begins; perhaps my least favorite week of college football.  I can't stand listening to sports talk radio this week as the callers on both sides of the rivalry are filled with the most insidious, plebeian, self loathing malice I have ever heard.  I dread talking to the obnoxious BYU fans I know because I know they are just going to spew off some nonsense in an attempt to anger me.  Fortunately, as I have previously stated, I don't know too many of these types of fans. 

The Utes can't lose this game; they just can't.  Losing this game would create such misery and disdain in my life, I just couldn't bear it.  I am tired of losing to these self-righteous jerkwads.  I am especially tired of losing on some fluke play that should have never happened in a million years.  Losing this game would mean three years in a row and the beginning of an official "trend."  No, losing is unacceptable.  

So BYU fans can start calling me a drunken Ute fan or a swearing whoremonger and all the other stereotypes I am used to.  My mind is on one thing only, winning back the "magic" and doing my best to live right this week. Victory is the only option.

4 comments:

Lori said...

Abe, I can't think of a worse way to end a perfect season than losing to the team with "heads buried in the sand land", down South. I am a little nervous though, I'm sure Bronco told his players to hit the "Temple" this week for a little added help from the Almighty. I, however went to the Temple this week so that may even things out for the U. I can't wait for the game, I just wish I had A ticket to go. Lucky you, this year! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike

Cheeseboy said...

Amen Mike, amen. (Saying amen a bunch of times indicates I am living right.)

tim and brandi said...

Amen. I've got a lot of confidence going into this game but there's a little section of bile in my stomach that has formed over a long history of Utah football. Anything can happen. But I like our defenses chances.

Cheeseboy said...

Amen Tim, amen. We saw how the speed of TCU affected BYU's offense. I think we have comparable speed. Koa Misi and Kruger should have a field day, as should Sylvester and the rest of the boys. I too am a bit nervous, but I would be nervous if we were 11-0 and they were 0-11.