Cathi: So, where do you want to go to dinner tonight?
Me: Hmm, I always choose. Someone else can choose.
Cathi: Well, I don’t care where we go.
Me: I don't care either. Well where does friend/relative want to go?
Cathi: I don’t know. Let me call them.
[Calls them.... they are waiting on the line.]
Cathi: They say they don’t care where we go.
Me: Well, I always choose. I am not choosing again. Did they give you any ideas?
Cathi: No, they say to have you choose.
Me: [pulling out my hair] I ALWAYS CHOOSE! Someone else needs to choose.
Cathi: [Back on the phone with them.] Abe says someone else needs to choose.
Cathi: [Back to me.] They say they really don’t care. They say wherever you want to go is fine, Abe.
Me: UGH! Okay, tell them I want to go to the Macaroni Grill.
Cathi: [Looking at me with a dissapointed stare] I don't think I want something that expensive, Abe.
Me: Well, you asked me what I wanted!
Cathi: [sighs] Well, let me ask them. [asks them]
Cathi: They say they don’t want something that expensive.
Me: Fine. How about Noodles & Co.
Cathi: They say they just went there the other night.
Me: [Making the shoot myself in the head sign with my fake finger gun] Fine, I am not choosing. Why am I choosing anyway? I told you I am not choosing.
Cathi: Hold on. [Talks to them on the phone] They say Noodles & Company is fine.
Me: What? No, no. They just went there. No, we can go somewhere different. Let’s just go to Training Table.
Cathi: Mmm. That sounds good to me.
[Back on the phone]
Cathi: They say that Training Table will be fine.
Abe: Are you sure, because we could go to Chinese or Café Rio?
Cathi: Hold on. [Talks on the phone] Well, now they say Café Rio sounds really good. Do you want to go there Abe?
Abe: Oh geez. What in the flying crap! (Actual text edited for sake of my mother.) I don’t know. I don't care! Whatever. I am not picking.
Cathi: Well, they are waiting for you Abe. They say it's your call!
Abe: My head is going to explode! Why am I the Godfather of going out? Alright. Training Table, but next time someone else has got to pick!!!