I never thought the job of a crossing guard would be considered sexy until now. I thought Cathi would make a super hot librarian or an even hotter snow plow driver. Yet, the more I think about it, the more sexy a crossing guard seems.
By the way, half the kids in our ward go to McMillan Elementary, half go to Parkside. McMillan should actually be called McMansion Elementary for all the ridiculously wealthy kids that go there. Since Cathi will be be a crossing guard there and it is about as close as Parkside, we thought about just sending Lincoln to McMillan. However, we really like Parkside and I think we will be keeping him there.
ANYWAY, my beloved wife will be grasping a hand held stop sign and setting up cones on a daily basis. Fortunately, crossing guards make a very impressive $400.00 a month, so we can put that money aside for either a Chinese scooter or a Chinese Hummer. (In honor of the Olympics.)
Of course, Cathi still must pass a drug test on Wednesday. That might be a bit tricky considering she has been smoking pot for medicinal purposes for the past 2 years. Her doctor prescribed the ghanja to help her deal with her unusually long toenails Gratefully, she hasn't inhaled in the past few days so I think she'll be in the clear.