IMPORTANT THING - PART II have been thinking about the important things in life lately: God, family goals, where I want to be in 10 years, the meaning of it all and most importantly, how I could make a 13 year old girl's head explode.
If I could somehow get David Archuletta to start dating Hannah Montana, that should do the trick. The girls would be completely jealous and where would they aim their pent up, hormonal crazed, pimple faced, frustration? Directly at their leader of leaders, their idol of idols, their overrated princess of crappy pop - Ms. Montana. It is the perfect plan. The only thing that would be more perfectererer would be if the entire affair was filmed at East High and billed as "High School Musical 3". If all of these pieces were to fall into place, I guarantee at least one one girl would screech so loudly in anger her head would in fact explode. I clearly have given this a lot of thought.
The only thing I can compare the above scenario would be if Oprah began to date Dr. McDreamy.
IMPORTANT THING - PART II
Larry H. Miller...what kind of statement are you making by staying home from the Jazz game on Sunday?
First of all, your movie theaters are open on Sundays.
Secondly, your movie theaters play rated R movies.
Thirdly, you sell beer at Jazz games.
Forthly, you gave your tickets to your grandson, who is a member of the church. Are you saying that you are trying to set a righteous example for your grandkids and then providing a means for them to do exactly what you are trying to set an example for them not to do? (Or something like that.)
Fifthly, how is this news? Who cares if he goes to the game or not? I guess I do. I am blogging about it now.
Sixthly, I can't help but think that this has something to do with your freaky, alien elbows. I haven't figured out how,
but when I make the connection, I will certainly blog about it. Maybe it is just an excuse to have a press conference and cry a lot?