While at the McDonalds tonight, I glanced over to the "Redbox" movie rental thingy. While eating my cholesterol nuggets and downing my aneurysm liquid, I noticed a women browsing through the movie selection. She looked normal enough and I didn't give it a second thought. The boys went and played on the plastic tubing and we went about our business. As we left, I glanced over to see that the same women was still looking for an entertainment option for the evening. 35 minutes. 35 minutes!
The moral of this story? Please circle the best answer:
A. No person should ever have to spend more than 6.8 minutes at a Redbox.
B. Abe is spending entirely too much time at McDonalds.
C. The short synopsis of the movies in the Redbox are not at all informative enough.
D. Give a man a fish fillet; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to make a fish fillet; you have fed him for a lifetime.
E. Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.
Any other ideas as to why this women stood facing a Redbox for a full 40 minutes?