I am not much for New Year's resolutions. In fact, I do not believe that I have ever made a single one. I have, however, thought of several resolutions for other people. Thus, as a public service to you - my reading public, I am providing a list of resolutions for you. (Just in case you can't think of one yourself.) *Warning - Many resolutions I make for you may in fact somehow benefit me.
Cathi - To kiss her husband more often, sometimes even on the lips.
Nancy (Mother-in-Law) - To buy more peanut M&M's.
Emma (Mother) - To stop nagging her son about all the swearing, especially since he rarely swears and if he does, he only uses the "less offensive" swear words.
Clark (Father) - To get a commercial aired that Paige Davis is not in.
Isaac (Brother) - To do more blogging on the subject of blogging.
Jacob (Brother) - To turn up the heat in his house to at least 45 degrees.
Gephart ("Getting" specialist) - To take a look at the underbelly of Harmons.
Jordan (Brother) - To play his trombone in a sacrament meeting.
Esther (Sister) - To go to Chipolte more often.
Tammy (Sister-in-Law) - To win more blogging background awards.
Angelina Jolie (Movie star) - To adopt more black children from Haiti.
Brad Pitt (Movie star) - To adopt more black children from Haiti.
Haiti (Country) - To block the borders from Pitt's and Jolie's.
Lori (Sister-in-Law) - To look less like Jennifer Love Hewitt.
McKenzie (Sister-in-Law) To travel to at least 4 Brittney Spears concerts.
Mike (Brother-in-Law) - To invite Cheeseboy to more Jazz games.
Mike M. (Brother-in-Law) - To stop his disgusting obsession with Kathy Lee Gifford.
Steve (Friend) - To talk more like Snoop Doggy Dog and hang with Abe more often.
Kerrianne (Friend) - To get her kids back in my class.
Eric (Friend) - To run a marathon.
Hadley (Friend) - To buy Utah football season tickets.
Tim (Friend & Cousin) - To be arrested impersonating Jesus on the Vegas strip.
Brandi (Tim's wife) - To spend more time in beautiful Leeds.
The Bishop (The Bishop) - To be released.
Brent (Friend) - To not be called as the new Bishop.
Melanie (Brent's wife) - To not have Calder bother you during Sacrament meeting anymore.
Tyler (Neighbor and friend) - To buy more "treats" for Calder. Also, to hit more neighborhood cats with his BB gun.
Tyler (Friend who ditched us to move to West Valley) - To learn to break dance.
Lyndsay (Tyler's wife) - Buy less bread, chicken and soup.
Cara Dee (Consistent humorous blogging commenter) - To send out her Christmas cards.
Spencer (Friend) - To move back into the cool neighborhood.
Traci (Spencer's wife) - To start a "wives that waited" club for former missionary girlfriends that ended up marrying their missionary and a support group for girls that may be waiting.
Aunt Margret (Aunt) - To have a Grandson named "Trip".
Jana (Sister-In-Law) - To have more strange dreams involving being chased around church by a midget and then blogging about them.
For any other reader - To start commenting more on Cheeseboy's blog!
And there you have it. If you are not listed, please let me know and I will be happy to think of a resolution for you. If you do not like your resolution, leave me a comment and I will think of a new one for you.