(I have drawn up plans for an evening together with Richard Simmons. Granted, I must first actually meet and befriend Richard - and he is 61 now. Doesn't look it though. Doesn't look it one bit.)
4:00 - John Schmidt concert. (Hope he plays "Waterfalls!)
5:00 - Eat hot wings at Hooters.
5:30 - Have a fight with a fire extinguisher.
5:45 - Draw each other's blood. Give blood to poor orphans.
6:15 - Step Into The Oldies, Volume 3
6:45 - Towel off, reapply grease.
7:15 - Spend time gluing glitter to red tank tops.
8:00 - Settle in and watch Ernest Goes to Camp (On separate couches, of course.)
10:00 - Attend Harlem Globetrotters game in newly bedazzled tank tops.
10:30 - Frolic through the Gateway fountains.
11:00 - Towel off, reapply grease.
11:30 - Step Into Oldies, Volume 5
12:00 - Towel off, apply nighttime "exfoliating" body oil.
12:15 - Punch Richard in the stomach, wish him well and send him on his way.