Tuesday, June 15, 2010
A Reminder from the Dentist. (If I were the dentist.)
Our records show that it has been 6 months and it is time for a checkup.*
Please call our secretary to set up an appointment.**
We have recently added televisions in our ceilings for your enjoyment.***
We have also updated our dental equipment with the most high-tech technology on the market.****
We look forward to seeing you!*****
And remember… brush up. We’d hate for you to have any cavities! ******
* It has actually been 14 months since your last check up, but who’s counting?
** Scheduled appointments will actually start on average 47 minutes after they are scheduled to begin. At least we are telling you that up front.
*** This will, in no way, stop the dentist from trying to chit-chat with you while you have a suction hose in the back of your throat.
**** It’s all much too complicated for you to understand, so don’t even ask.
***** Could you please try flossing at least more than the hour before you come in? Your breath burnt through our dental hygienist’s mask the last time you were in.
****** We look forward to finding cavities and taking your money.