Monday, June 21, 2010
If... (Celebrity Edition)
A tree had fallen on Tyra Bank's talk show, would anyone have seen it?
A twig fell on Tyra Banks, would we be able to tell which one is the Tyra?
Tyra Banks fell from a tree in the forest, would anyone care?
Kevin Bacon had a temperature of 102, would he play the game "102 degrees of Kevin Bacon"?
Brittney Spears had really gone barefoot in a gas station bathroom, is there really a disease she could have contracted that she didn't already have?
Jenny McCarthy's kids had not received their immunizations, would her 15 minutes be already up?
Tori Spelling actually had to spell, would she survive it?
Richard Simmons was not gay or greasy would he just be another Subway mascot?
Sinead O' Connor had not been bald, would she have been my waitress at Denny's or my dry cleaning lady?
Miley Cyrus had sung "Achy Breaky Heart", instead of her dad, would they BOTH be laughing stocks now?
Jillian from "The Biggest Loser" would just come out and admit she was a man, wouldn't the ratings skyrocket?
Jewel, Uncle Cracker, Hootie from the Blowfish, Kid Rock, Nickelback and Jessica Simpson had not sucked so bad at singing regular music, would they have also ruined country music too?