Friday, June 25, 2010
A Question and Answer session with Cheeseboy, Part III
This one comes to us from Gretta Ironclad from Eavesspires, CN:
What does your wife think of all this blogging you are doing?
My wife thinks I am spending all this time online playing BUNCO with my guy pals. She is okay with it as long as she gets a residual check at the end of each month. So far, I have told her that I have had horrible luck and I just can't buy a hand.
I think she is onto me because yesterday she asked me what BUNCO stood for and I said, "Brave Unicorns Never Charge Ostriches". Which is actually a true statement because the ostrich is actually a mythical animal full of truth and love. Everyone knows a unicorn would never hurt an ostrich.
I think she bought it.
We have here an email from Elantra Meterton of Ralph Rapids, MI:
If you could eat dinner with any 5 living people, who would it be?
This one is easy and I have actually given it a lot of thought. I'd definitely say I'd have the best conversation with: Kate Gosselin, Dustin Diamond, Abe Vigoda, 50Cent, Barbara Walters and that guy that sent his son up in a hot air balloon.
If I were asked which five dead people I would most likely have dinner with, I'd probably pick people that have died really recently so I wouldn't have to look at their decaying bodies while eating dinner. That would just be gross.
Email from Cale Alderpants of Sandy Hollow, WV:
Any word on when production of "Blog O' Cheese, the Movie" begins?
We've dotted the I's and crossed the T's, but we still have some lower case J's to dot and some of my F's need tops of them. (A horrible handwriting habit I developed in the third grade.)
The movie is coming along fine. Keanu Reeves has actually agreed to play me and... I think I smell Oscar! After all, Sandra Bullock won last year and it opened up new doors to crappy actors. The only problem is the budget. We have approximately $79, and that is BEFORE I give my wife $25 in fake BUNCO winnings.
Fortunately, Keanu has agreed to work for free because he thinks we are actually making a fourth Matrix movie.