Tuesday, May 25, 2010
"The Strong Teachers" by Mindy
What can I say, I am awesome.
This girl's - we shall call her "Mindy" - goal in life is to try and make me laugh. I know this because in January we made a list of New Year's resolutions and numbers 3-8 were, "Make Mr. Cheeseboy laugh." That resolution was easily achieved because I laughed the second I read her list of New Year's resolutions.
Well, she unknowingly made me laugh today with her bizarre story from the 7-year-old Netherworld. I asked the students to write their very best story to give their parents after our program tomorrow. The stories are actually in nicely bound books that we spend a lot of time on. Mindy decided to write the following story:
The Strong Teachers
Written and Illustrated by: Mindy
Dedicated to: My Mom and Dad because they drop me off at school.
Once upon a time, there was a panda named Mindy. She was lost in the woods.
She found a tree house. She lived in it.
There was ice cream and lots of Diet Mt. Dew. (FYI: I drink a lot of Diet Mt. Dew.)
She found Mr. Cheeseboy in there. Mr. Cheeseboy was like, "ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Then Mindy died. Mr. Cheeseboy got $1,000,000,0000. (Not sure why?)
But suddenly there were 1,000,000,000 pandas.
Mr. Cheeseboy killed them all. (What?! Just so you know, I love Pandas and I would never do them any harm.)
Mrs. Charley (Another First Grade teacher) was fighting Mr. Cheeseboy with her long toe and fingernails.
Then they got chopped off, even worse she turned into a bull. Even better she turned into a Queen. Then she turned into a penguin. A penguin that played soccer.
She got better and she was rich. She beat up a strong guy.
Future Books Mindy Hopes to Write:
The Spectacular Superheroes
The Dog Who Really Liked Flowers