Tuesday, May 11, 2010

A evening in the hot tub with Mario and Luigi.


Luigi: Hey Mario.

Mario: Hey Luigi. Hop in, the water's warm.

Luigi: Hold on. I need to put a swim cap on my mustache.


Luigi: Why is the water all green?

Mario: Oh, Snookie just got out.

Luigi: Being Italian and buff does have it's benefits.

Mario: Rough day today?

Luigi: Don't you know it.

Mario: Tell me about it. The turtles were brutal today.

Mario: Did you jump on their backs? You've got to jump on their backs.

Luigi: Mario, do you think I am a moron? I've been doing this for years. Of course I jumped on their backs, but some of them were flying all over today.

Mario: I hate the fliers. Did you jump twice? I tell you every friggin' night, you have to jump twice.

Luigi: Yeah, but the turtles were fickle today, and they just kept coming. I swear we must live on a turtle farm, and they all want to kill us.

Mario: You're just now realizing this?

Luigi: Bro, my arm is killing me. I must have slapped 2,000 question mark boxes.

Mario: That sucks, but you're so little?

Luigi: Yeah, darned turtle got me as I was heading home.

Mario: Shrinkage?

Luigi: Like a honey that shrunk the kids.

Mario: Been there.

Luigi: Are you sore too?

Mario: Yep. Hardcore. Will you pass the mushrooms?

Luigi: You know that stuff will kill you?

Mario: Yeah, but it always makes me feel bigger.

Luigi: You don't need it though. I like you the way you are. You're adorable when your small.

Mario: Thanks bro.

Mario: How many coins did you collect today?

Luigi: Like 126 I think. You?

Mario: None. I never collect coins. We never get to spend them and the Princess certainly could care less about how many we have.

Luigi: I don't know why you keep talking about her, Mario. She is not that into you.

Mario: Then why is she always waiting by that flag pole for me?

Luigi: Dude, she does the same thing for me.

Mario: Yeah, but is she wearing that hot pink dress?

Luigi: Every time.

Mario: Oh.

[awkward pause]

Luigi: Got any plans for the weekend?

Mario: I might have a party and drive around in circles in my kart. I just got it running.

Luigi: Can I come?

Mario: Sure, just watch out for banana peels. They can make your car spin in circles.

Luigi: Can I bring my mushrooms?

Mario: I'd rather you not.

40 comments:

See Mom Smile said...

Somebody needs a hobbie...:)

järnebrand said...

This was really cute and hilarious. :) You just described my world. (See, I am actually really a turtle pretending to be human...).
My kids, and my significant other too, (scary I know), are addicted to our Wii... Mario and Luigi are close friends to this family. Although I am secretly planning an assasination soon.../Jo.

ScoMan said...

This takes me back.. although I think the green dude's name was Yoshi, not Snookie. Unless there was a Snookie too.

I don't remember no Snookie though.

Mr. Stupid said...

HAHA. Hilarious post. Mario was the first game I ever played. BTW, I heard the Dragon in the end is on a vacation. The Princess never knew that and kept waiting near the flag pole. Too bad!

Have a good day...:)

blueviolet said...

That was so darn cute! Coming from a home where videogames are played all day long, this just cracked me up!

Melissa@Suger Coat It said...

Haha. You definitely need to get out more. Love, love, love me some mario brothers.

... there's a surprise for you at my blog, btw...

Mamma has spoken said...

Someone has been playing too much Super Mario Brothers......

dogsmom said...

Another peek inside your mind.
So- spend much time around kids?
(Not that it shows.)

Sarah from Scare Sarah said...

Hey, that really happened.

Teachinfourth said...

Love Mario Cart…not that I'm any good, but I still love it. Of course CTR was pretty fun back in the day as well.

Ms Bibi said...

My kids are playing Super Mario Bros on their Wii. I don't think I can watch them and not have this conversation in my head.

Thanks for the morning laugh. I think I woke the boys up.

Kristina P. said...

*FIST PUMP!*

RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...

Cute and clever too, and what a tease that Princess is.
xoRobyn

The Church Lady said...

LMAO!! These guys have got to be getting pretty old by now! They have been around for many years!

Melinda said...

LOVE IT! hahaha I just made my sister pull out our old super nintendo so we could play Mario Brothers this weekend! I love the mushroom bit, hee hee!

Writing Without Periods! said...

Have you been eating too much cheese...it's so funny.
Mary

Katie's Dailies said...

Think you might have a little too much time on your hands. Just sayin'!

Kelly said...

Love this!

Lisa Loo said...

I had to have my son come read this and explain it to me. Apparently the proper response is--bigger is better. ???

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

I'll never look at the game the same way again.

Beth said...

Now I'll have that funky Mario music playing in my head the rest of the day ...

LOL

Everyday Goddess said...

that's hilarious!

Joann Mannix said...

I hear that Pacman brings the party to the hot tub. Might want to think about inviting him the next time. Yo!

Ces't La Vie said...

haha i laugh at See Mom Smile, THIS IS HIS HOBBY SILLY

for some reason this put the Barbie Girl song by Aqua in my head...I don't know...

Sara

Heff said...

Luigi needs to shut the hell up. Mario's had rights to her ever since the original Donkey Kong !

Serene is my name, not my life! said...

I have a secret crush on Mario.

VKT said...

Too darn cute. I gave you an award on my blog yesterday and wasn't sure if you got my message about it. We are having computer problems and I just got an internet connection again....hope school went well today for you.

Farmers Wifey said...

Well you know that this is EXACTLY what they would say...do you know them??

Hutch said...

ahahaha, this is brilliant!

mintifresh said...

Now I want some 'shrooms! And a hot tub!

tammy said...

My second grader just giggled through this. And has now gone to turn on the Wii.

FabuLeslie said...

Cheeseboy! I love it. I remember my younger sister playing it on the first nintendo ever. Over and over and over again. Cute.

MiMi said...

Omagosh, you really know how to do a hilarious post!! This is awesome.

The Empress said...

Hilarious! And very clever..

GrammyMouseTails said...

Mario & Luigi are old! those magic mushrooms must be like fountain of youth??? and that Princess is still being a big tease! some things never change... oh, and stay away from the stinky cheese... it doesn't mix well with the mushrooms... just saying...

Jason, as himself said...

I understood most of this. My 6 year old would understand this 100% clearly. And add a few one liners himself.

Ally said...

I have to tell you that my hubs is obsessed with Super Mario and Mario Kart. I liked the old school version, the newer Wii games are impossible to me, yet little kids kick butt at it! I'm pathetic.

Aunt Juicebox said...

My fave games are the ones with Mario. I've been thinking about buying the 3 originals from old Nintendo on my Wii. I swear the greatest invention ever was the memory card. Last time I tried to play Super Mario Bros old school, I was like, wth? I can't save...oh right!

Unknown Mami said...

Oh those two, I haven't seen them in awhile, but they seem not to have changed much.

ASBLACKASOBAMA said...

Well done sir! It's nice to see that someone else knows that Mario and Luigi slap the question mark blocks, not hit them with their heads....