Tuesday, May 11, 2010
A evening in the hot tub with Mario and Luigi.
Luigi: Hey Mario.
Mario: Hey Luigi. Hop in, the water's warm.
Luigi: Hold on. I need to put a swim cap on my mustache.
Luigi: Why is the water all green?
Mario: Oh, Snookie just got out.
Luigi: Being Italian and buff does have it's benefits.
Mario: Rough day today?
Luigi: Don't you know it.
Mario: Tell me about it. The turtles were brutal today.
Mario: Did you jump on their backs? You've got to jump on their backs.
Luigi: Mario, do you think I am a moron? I've been doing this for years. Of course I jumped on their backs, but some of them were flying all over today.
Mario: I hate the fliers. Did you jump twice? I tell you every friggin' night, you have to jump twice.
Luigi: Yeah, but the turtles were fickle today, and they just kept coming. I swear we must live on a turtle farm, and they all want to kill us.
Mario: You're just now realizing this?
Luigi: Bro, my arm is killing me. I must have slapped 2,000 question mark boxes.
Mario: That sucks, but you're so little?
Luigi: Yeah, darned turtle got me as I was heading home.
Luigi: Like a honey that shrunk the kids.
Mario: Been there.
Luigi: Are you sore too?
Mario: Yep. Hardcore. Will you pass the mushrooms?
Luigi: You know that stuff will kill you?
Mario: Yeah, but it always makes me feel bigger.
Luigi: You don't need it though. I like you the way you are. You're adorable when your small.
Mario: Thanks bro.
Mario: How many coins did you collect today?
Luigi: Like 126 I think. You?
Mario: None. I never collect coins. We never get to spend them and the Princess certainly could care less about how many we have.
Luigi: I don't know why you keep talking about her, Mario. She is not that into you.
Mario: Then why is she always waiting by that flag pole for me?
Luigi: Dude, she does the same thing for me.
Mario: Yeah, but is she wearing that hot pink dress?
Luigi: Every time.
Luigi: Got any plans for the weekend?
Mario: I might have a party and drive around in circles in my kart. I just got it running.
Luigi: Can I come?
Mario: Sure, just watch out for banana peels. They can make your car spin in circles.
Luigi: Can I bring my mushrooms?
Mario: I'd rather you not.