I have no idea what happened on the show last night to create such a landslide of infuriated estrogen filled venom. I mean, what did women expect of this slimeball, pernicious load of crap?
So what did this bachelor do that has all these gals in a tizzy and ready to implode? I'm not sure, but I think I might have an idea...
He had a missionary he was waiting for during the entire taping.
He left the toilet seat up, not once - but twice!
He gave every woman on the show Herpes. (There is a good chance that this actually did happen.)
He took one of the girls to a Jazz game and sat in the (gasp!) UPPER BOWL!
He got a text from a girl and did not return said text in a timely manner.
He refused to get in a hot tub for the 9th time in one day.
He was really a woman.
He filled out form 1040 for his taxes when he clearly needed to fill out form 1040b.
He picked the ugly girl.
He nauseatingly made out with 6 girls in one episode. Wait, hold on. I am receiving word that this happens in every episode.
He "twittered" when he clearly should have "twattered".
In the final live scene, when asked by the woman he chose if he really loved her, he looked over to the producers and asked. "LINE... LINE PLEASE!"