Here's what weird though. Women will comment on each other's blogs as if they may be dying the next day...
We had a great weekend. (Enter child's name here) took out the bubbles and started blowing bubbles all over the front room. Our front room was filled with bubbles and it was just magic. A magic bubblethon of adorability!!! (Women bloggers use a lot of exclamation points!!!)
Here's a picture of (Enter child's name here) with bubbles all over his face. Isn't he adorable!!!!!!
(Actual picture. Not computer generated.)
Great post. Real solid, right? Probably took the blogger a good 15 minutes. Within 20 minutes after posting the blogger has 10-15 comments just like these:
"Charlotte, you are soooo cute! I just can't get enough of you. You are the guiding light that beams through the mists of fog."
"Charlotte, little Joey is the most adorable thing I have ever seen! Look at how he's reaching for the bubble - it's like the bubble is a puppy dog and he is trying to pop it. Tell your cute husband hi."
"Charlotte - This picture is the most precious thing I have ever seen in my life. I ran off 38 copies and posted them all over my cubicle. Every time I look at it I think of Joey... and of you... but mostly of bubbles. Love your blog."
Like I said, I don't need them. Whatever. I just wish I could just add a tracker after each post that could tell me how many people liked it. In the meantime, I'll just dream up more colostomy bags of hope to keep the masses entertained.