I saw a car today with the license plate holder that said, "My kids are cuter than yours." REALLY? Your kids are cuter than mine AND you drive a 1992 Dodge Stratus? Truly yours IS a charmed life.
I also recently saw a license plate holder that said, "My Lord is my copilot." REALLY? I can see your Lord and she is a 350 pound woman wearing a white, stained tank top.
Another favorite of mine is the always touching ode to a lover: "Steve and Michelle - Always together forever." Ahh. Michelle looks a lot like an empty seat.
I saw this one on State Street the other day and it really caught my attention: "Caution... PMS victim" The nice thing about this one is that it works for either a man or a woman driver. They had their window open and I thought about pulling up and throwing a few maxi pads at them.
Finally, one of the most common license plate holder I have seen on the road (mostly on minivans) says, "Proud parent of an eagle scout." Sure, it says, "Proud parent of an eagle scout" but what it's really saying is, "Proud parent of a future Mountain Man Rendezvous zealot - now where's my bolo tie and handkerchief? I've got a committee meeting to attend over at the stakehouse - pronto!"