Monday, March 22, 2010

ENTER THE FIRST EVER BLOG O' CHEESE GIVEAWAY!

The Cheese Blog is proud to announce my first ever GIVEAWAY today!

You see, I've been perusing various blogs and it seems that all the big-time ones have these giveaway things.

The Blog O' Cheese will not sit idly by and be considered second rate. I have therefore scoured the house and found some very valuable stuff for my first ever giveaway because I appreciate you - the loyal and friendly viewers. (Note: Giveaway stuff had to be pre-approved by wife)

This first item is an opened 12 pack of something called "Mt. Dew World of Warcraft". It is utterly disgusting. I mean, beyond bad. Bear Grills wouldn't drink this stuff if he found it in the desert and I've seen him eat berries out of bear dung.

I opened a can and it was BRIGHT BLUE! Like the color of radiator fluid. (Is that stuff bright blue? I am not good with cars)

There are 7 cans left. Even though this stuff is filled with radiation, I still drank 5 cans. However, I now have an extra bright blue elbow growing out of the side of my stomach.

Yes, I am a little ashamed that I drank 5 cans of this nasty crap.

This seven pack of Mt Dew Blue World of Warcraft can be yours in the first ever Cheeseboy giveaway!

The other giveaway item I am giving away to one extremely lucky reader is this much beloved children's toy. It's an "I'm a Little Bit Country, I'm a Little Bit Rock and Roll" Elmo doll. You and your family will be serenaded over, and over, and over, and over again by Elmo singing this Osmond classic.

The best part about this giveaway treat is that no matter how well hid from your kids it is, they always seem to find it.

This singing Donny Elmo can be yours in the first ever Cheeseboy giveaway!

So, I know what you are thinking: HOW DO I WIN?!

Simple, just leave a comment and you will be entered!!!

**If you don't want to be entered, you can still leave a comment and I will only put those that express interest in their comment into the drawing. The drawing will be conducted on Thursday and will be watched closely by a accountant team from Morris, Phister and Jacobsondryskin.

*Winners will be required to arrange delivery.
** Nevermind.. winners will actually have to come pick up the crap.
*** Winners will have to be here between the hours of 6:00 - 7:00 MST to get their crap. It will be on the back porch.
****Elmo doll is already on the back porch. Whoever comes and gets it first can just have the blasted thing.

13 comments:

Heather and Jake said...

Is that the same Elmo from mom and dad's house or does it crawl over there at night on the weekends?

I think it is usually the wiper fluid that is blue. But it comes in orange and other colors as well, so maybe radiator fluid does as well.

Will the blue Mt Dew cure Heather's sinus infection or tooth ache? Please sign me up, it is worth a try.

Tammy said...

If Elmo is already on the back porch and you're saying whoever gets there first gets him then how the heck am I going to enter to win him?

Cheree said...

I'm risking a lot in entering this giveaway. I've been accused of winning "everything," and if I were to win Donny Elmo, then it would be true. Which is okay in my book, but it makes some people uncomfortable. . .

Teachinfourth said...

I swore off Mtn. Dew about a year ago, and Elmo about 25 years ago.

Curses.

Good luck in finding homes for the both of them...

sacdaddy said...

Please update the post with your personal information so that we know where to pick-up...

NerdyRedneck Rob said...

Only 5 cans? If you had drunk the whole 12 pack as was intended then the spell would have been completed and you would be a lifetime addict of BOTH Mountain Dew AND WOW. Oh how the cabals of evil join forces in a sick sad attempt to make you a slave to both products!

Congrats on your victory over the forces of enslavement! You must have a +12 intellect to deflect such powerful spells!

On the bright side I can see where an extra elbow could come in handy!

Oh, radiator fluid is actually the same color as normal mountain dew.

Beth said...

I'm almost afraid to comment here coz I don't think I want to win anything you're offering! But I appreciate the daily dose of cheesy humor! :)

imbeingheldhostage said...

I've learned something valuable tonight. It's not a good idea to read your blog while watching "Fringe". The hubby thinks it's in poor taste to laugh outloud during his serious tv viewing.

Cheeseboy said...

@ Jake - Same Elmo yes. That Mt. Dew would probably make a sinus infection worse.

@ Tammy - You are now entered.

@ Cheree - I am pulling for you in the "drawing". I'll put your name in a couple extra times.

@ Teachinfourth - Gave up Mt. Dew, eh? At least you haven't given up scones!

@ Steve - With the recent popularity surge of the Blog O' Cheese, I am hesitant to give out personal info. However, you are entered and you know where I live.

@ Are you referring to a World Of Warcraft thing? I have no idea. Thanks for commenting and you're welcome to anytime.

@ Beth. No worries. You are not in the drawing. If you change your mind, let me know.

@ Imbeingheldhostage - What is this "Fringe" of which you speak? The women teachers at my school are always talking about it, but if your husband watches it, it is probably a guy show. Hey, if you watch Fringe with your husband, does he watch Glee with you?

dogsmom said...

As much as I would love to be a winner - I am going to pass this time. Want to wish you success with your first giveaway. (Private note: those other blogs generally have stuff given to them to offer.)

Please stop at my blog and enter MY first giveaway. I won't even send you the USED bottle of sauce.

tammy said...

No.way!

Did you know I was meant to marry an Osmond? It didn't work out that way though, so winning Elmo would be the next best thing.

And that Mountain Dew has my 13 yr old's name all over it!

Cheeseboy said...

dogsmom - I entered for the sauce. Sounds like great sauce.

Tammy - I have been looking for a 13 year old boy to give the Dew to, but - and I am not making this up - all 3 that I offered it to said it sounded disgusting! What the heck?!

imbeingheldhostage said...

Fringe was my choice and he's a lucky guy I got him hooked on it. In fact, MOST of his favs are because of me so I am going to tell him RIGHT now to quit whinging about Glee and Vampire Diaries!

Does this mean I didn't win the give-away?