The Cheese Blog is proud to announce my first ever GIVEAWAY today!
You see, I've been perusing various blogs and it seems that all the big-time ones have these giveaway things.
The Blog O' Cheese will not sit idly by and be considered second rate. I have therefore scoured the house and found some very valuable stuff for my first ever giveaway because I appreciate you - the loyal and friendly viewers. (Note: Giveaway stuff had to be pre-approved by wife)
This first item is an opened 12 pack of something called "Mt. Dew World of Warcraft". It is utterly disgusting. I mean, beyond bad. Bear Grills wouldn't drink this stuff if he found it in the desert and I've seen him eat berries out of bear dung.
I opened a can and it was BRIGHT BLUE! Like the color of radiator fluid. (Is that stuff bright blue? I am not good with cars)
There are 7 cans left. Even though this stuff is filled with radiation, I still drank 5 cans. However, I now have an extra bright blue elbow growing out of the side of my stomach.
Yes, I am a little ashamed that I drank 5 cans of this nasty crap.
This seven pack of Mt Dew Blue World of Warcraft can be yours in the first ever Cheeseboy giveaway!
The other giveaway item I am giving away to one extremely lucky reader is this much beloved children's toy. It's an "I'm a Little Bit Country, I'm a Little Bit Rock and Roll" Elmo doll. You and your family will be serenaded over, and over, and over, and over again by Elmo singing this Osmond classic.
The best part about this giveaway treat is that no matter how well hid from your kids it is, they always seem to find it.
This singing Donny Elmo can be yours in the first ever Cheeseboy giveaway!
So, I know what you are thinking: HOW DO I WIN?!
Simple, just leave a comment and you will be entered!!!
**If you don't want to be entered, you can still leave a comment and I will only put those that express interest in their comment into the drawing. The drawing will be conducted on Thursday and will be watched closely by a accountant team from Morris, Phister and Jacobsondryskin.
*Winners will be required to arrange delivery.
** Nevermind.. winners will actually have to come pick up the crap.
*** Winners will have to be here between the hours of 6:00 - 7:00 MST to get their crap. It will be on the back porch.
****Elmo doll is already on the back porch. Whoever comes and gets it first can just have the blasted thing.