Friday, May 6, 2011

The Nose Hair Waxing Video

64 comments:

Laraine Eddington said...

Watching this made me sneeze with profound empathy.

Chris Phillips said...

You took that rather well.

Joann Mannix said...

You are such an idiot. In a good way.

Now you know a teeny tiny bit of what it's like for girls. When's the bikini wax coming? 800 followers?

And I'm not so sure about waxing your nose hair. Don't you need that? Isn't it a filter for your nose? Just wait until you blow your nose and something freaky comes out like one of Britney Spear's hair extensions. That crap's toxic.

Kristina P. said...

Any additional manscaping?

Just SO said...

Ha! Now your neti pot will work so much better.

What about ingrown hairs!!!

laughingmom said...

I kept saying to myself, "I can't believe I'm watching this...I can't believe that I'm still watching this...Yep, I'm still watching this."

M said...

You had me at:
"ooooooohh that's warm"

But I know that your nose hairs serve an actual purpose. What are your boogers gonna stick too? I am a little concerned that random mucus is just gonna come running out at will.

I could totally see the sting in your eyes, with the second one and when she showed your hairs, I might have thrown up a little in my mouth, not sure since I am still suffering Cinco de mayo hangover.

And finally, you said you needed to be completely manscaped. You realize that means Brazil.

I will PAY for that one!

Tom said...

OUCH!!!

Middle-aged Mormon Man said...

Metro-Cheese Man

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

I like that you were smiling the whole way through. Is this how all teachers are appreciated? Interesting.
Drop by for your test results.
xoRobyn

Nicole said...

You are a nut and I love it!

Ally said...

okay, why on earth didn't you just buzz it? waxing is so painful. ouch!

Oilfield Trash said...

You sir are more of a man than I am.

tammy said...

And I will help Melissa pay.

My eyes were watering for you. In fact, they're still watering for you. I can't even pluck one nose hair without my eyes watering and my nose running and itching like crazy.

The Stiffs said...

You are preparing the leaders of our future... at least you're brave.

Lene said...

ummm.....GROSS

Dana @ WhatWereWeThinking? said...

I am impressed.

Amanda said...

This was so. awesome.

My husband (aka Choreboy) asked me once where all the dad bloggers were and I just stared at him blankly. Poor guy. I need to direct him over here, LOL.

Alittlesprite said...

My eyes are watering....

Well done on the manscaping.

Lisa Loo said...

Its like watching a train wreck--avert your eyes--avert your eyes!!!

Nope, just have sit and watch it crash and burn.......

"Can you wax 20 pounds?"--best line ever...

Jason, as himself said...

Tears poured out of my eyes just watching this.

But you were so brave.

I could sure use a nostril waxing, I hate to admit.

So...next year. . . will it be a bikini line waxing video?

Dazee Dreamer said...

I have to admit, I closed my eyes when she pulled the nose ones out. That kind of stuff grosses me out.

You are a brave soul

Oddyoddyo13 said...

They do that for teacher appreciation week?! We just passed out flowers...

"Miss Bee" said...

I agree with the others that said, "I can't believe I'm watching this!"

Lazarus said...

Ouch, ouch, ouch! You are a people pleaser Abe, we loved it. Congrats in exceeding 600 followers, your blog is growing impressively, as well it should.

Connie said...

I almost didn't start the video because it kinda grossed me out just thinking about having the nose hair waxed, but I did anyway and laughed all the way through it. I even had my husband watch it and he cringed a few times. So...what a great teacher appreciation gift!

Crystal Pistol said...

I enjoyed when you said, "It wasn;t that bad... am I bleeding?"

I've never seen that done before. I hope to never see it again.

Funny!

Impulsive Addict said...

What? No screaming like a girl? I demand a re-do. That is totally unacceptable. The lady giving me a facial a couple of weeks ago asked me if I wanted my nose waxed. I asked her if she wanted punched in the face because I'm sure that would have happened on accident.

Susan in the Boonies said...

That is four minutes and forty four seconds of my life I will never get back again.

I don't know what to say about that.

Other than, I'm really relieved they didn't pull any cheese out of there.

You're so TIDY now!!!

Mamma has spoken said...

Uhm, I think you needed to scream just a little bit louder next time.

-stephanie- said...

I'm freaked out and I haven't watched the video yet.

-stephanie- said...

I survived watching the video. Your little students will appreciate you more, now that they don't have to look at nose hairs when they look up at you. You're so considerate of them.

The Church Lady said...

Can you wax 20 pounds off? Bwaahaaahaa! Just love the close up of the hair on the stick! Gross! Hope your nose has recuperated.

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

I couldn't listen...

Pat said...

I was flinching the whole way through. You, my man, are nuts. Plain and simple.

Fragrant Liar said...

Wow. I'm sort of impressed. But I'm wondering how you're going to prevent all the airborne stuff from traveling up your nasal cavity and into your brain, now that your nasal sentries are gone. I mean, like, it's probably nothing to worry about...

SueLovesCherries said...

I'm impressed! Congratulations! Now go listen to the Brad Paisley song called I'm Still A Guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pn3zxwTUWA

Jamie said...

OH MY. I honestly don't know what to say. :)

Kelley said...

I can't quit giggling over this video! Ha! You are so brave. I KNOW that hurt and you just kept laughing and joking. Ouch! I felt like I was watching a scary movie. My breath was held until she finally pulled out that nose hair stick. AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! SO glad you survived! What we do without your funny blog??

Sandra said...

Sorry Abe, I can't even click on the video to watch, my eyes are already watering! You're a nut and the bravest blogger in all the land!

W.C.Camp said...

Now all you need is a teeny tiny polka dot bikini for your NOSE!! W.C.C.

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

Are there words? I really, really want to do this to my husband now, and he doesn't even have a blog!

Jenn said...

Dude!!! Is there anything you won't do??? lol

Missy said...

OMG!!! Has Letterman called you?

Julie said...

OUCH!!! Heck it hurts to do the eyebrows, can't imagine the nose hairs. OUCH!!! One brave many you are.
Take care and God Bless!!

Marnie said...

She must have been good for you to not have screamed. I honestly did not know you could wax nose hair!!! Well done :0)

Wizzy said...

Owe, and I think you need that hair.

You were cheerful all the way through and I kinda wish she HAD made you look surprised.

Unknown Mami said...

You are insane. In a comical way, but nutso nonetheless.

Cluttered Brain said...

ohmygosh...lol...
i love it!!!
Oy. i bet that 2nd side hurt worse...
love your facial expressions....
Aye yi yi...

Brittney said...

oh wow that made my eyes water just watching!

Serene is my name, not my life! said...

You are a better man... err, women... umm... person that I am!

My nose is totally twitching now.

TisforTonya said...

I can't believe I watched the whole thing... while dreading the shot of the hair studded wax... which you're right, I could have done without.

definitely worth 4 minutes of my morning :)

Melinda said...

Oh Abe! I profusely miss your antics around school!

Dolly said...

Wow! That put a big smile on my face:) *Wahoo-Go Cheeseboy*

Anything Fits A Naked Man said...

Wow. Just, wow. You are a very brave man, indeed!!

Emmy said...

Wait how was that for teacher appreciation week? You were put through pain for it?? :) Though you totally handled it like a man!

Lourie said...

Def a hot look with the stick up your nose. I don't think I could do that...not that I have nose hair...and it's not the pain that scares me I can handle that...but what if more than just hair came out on that stick!?

ThreeOldKeys said...

speechless.

NerdyRedneck Rob said...

I refuese to watch this video on moral grounds.

Moral=scared.

dbs said...

Dude.

Beth Zimmerman said...

Did you happen to see the last episode of the Amazing Race? They had to get Brazilian Body Waxes and 2 of the racers were extremely hairy guys! One of them, who really seemed very sweet until that point, was threatening to punch the poor little Brazilian girl out! LOL!

Noelle said...

Abe, you're insane. I think that's why we keep coming back!

Teachinfourth said...

Wow.

I don't know what else to say, Abe.

Just wow.

KauaiMark said...

That's just insanely weird