Wednesday, May 11, 2011

New Acronyms

These acronyms needed revision to better suit what they represent.  Here are their revisions:

Old: P.T.A. (Parent Teacher Association)
New: T.S.E.L.E.Y. (The Same Eight Ladies Every Year)

Old: YMCA (Young Men's Christian Association)
New: YMGSNTTAWWI (Young Men's Gay Song, Not That There's Anything Wrong With It)*

Old: U.S.P.S. (United States Postal Service)
New: F.E.K.U.A. (Fortunately, Ebay Keeps Us Around)

Old: U.N.L.V. (University Nevada Las Vegas)
New: W.A.W.K.W.N.E.N.O. (Who Are We Kidding, We're Not Educating No One)

Old: IHOP (International House Of Pancakes)
New: P.D. (Pancake Death)

Old: R.S.V.P. (French for: Respondez S'il Vous Plait)
New: F.R. (Freedom Replies)

Old: H1N1 (Hemagluttanin Subtype1 Neurominadase Subtype1)
New: Y.A.G.T.D. (You're All Going To Die!)

Old: N.A.A.C.P. (National Association for the Advancement of Colored People)
New: A.S.Y.A.L (Al Sharpton Yells A Lot)

Old: WNBA (Women's National Basketball Association)
New: WSA (We're Still Around?)

Old: D.S. (Nintendo "Developer Systems")
New: TGBRD (Third Grader Brain Rot Device)

Old: LOL (Laugh Out Loud)
New: TMMCIMYBIATCTTL (That Made Me Chuckle In My Head But I Am Too Cool To Type LOL)

*Takes much longer to sing.

43 comments:

Marlene said...

Al Sharpton yells a lot! LOL!! Love it!

Kristina P. said...

I sometimes refer to IHOP as IHOD. International House of Diarrhea.

Oilfield Trash said...

You are spot on with all of those. Especially the Al Sharpton one.

Emmy said...

Lol! The post office is one of my favorites. Hilarious post!

Yanet @ 3 Sun Kissed Boys said...

Agreed on TGBRD. The last one made me TMMCIMYBIATCTTL.

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Kudos to the last one! I'm not typing it either. Ever.

M-Cat said...

Al Sharpton DOES yell alot LOL
Cause I am too stupid to remember and even type correctly the last one

Chris Phillips said...

TMMCIMYBIATCTTL!

Laraine Eddington said...

Oh yeah. Loved these.

Connie said...

When in Jr. High, the daughter of the NAACP area president, was standing next to me in the candy line. (We used to be able to buy candy for a nickel but then that's how much I got an hour for baby sitting) Anyhoo, my younger sister came up to me in the line and asked me for a nickel. I told her I only had one. She called me the N word, right in front of the daughter! When my sis realized her horrible deed, she took off and left me standing there, red faced and apologetic. What kind of acronym goes with that?

Joann Mannix said...

SOS-Save Our Ships

SPANLCJSAWAGTD-Somalia Pirates Are Nothing Like Captain Jack Sparrow And We're All Going To Die

tammy said...

DMCWS

(dammit my comment was stolen)

lisleman said...

People of certain age should replace LOL with LOG (lots of gas)
Maybe I'm lucky but our USPS service is OK here. Can't remember the last IHOP visit but I've been to a crummy Denny's not long ago.

-stephanie- said...

TMMCIMYBIATCTTL

imbeingheldhostage said...

NOLOLBISIWMHAWAHLOLA= not only laughing out loud but I shared it with my husband as well and he laughed out loud also.

Kev D. said...

'Freedom Replies'?

BRILLIANT.

The Church Lady said...

PTA, USPS and LOL are my favs! And by golly thanks for letting me in on what D.S. stands for! I didn't know that - duh!

GrammyMouseTails said...

Al does yell a lot. and every 3rd grader loves that wretched device! and lastly:
TMMCIMYBIATCTTL! Rules!

The Brito Family said...

You were so close on USPS, it's Ebay AND grandparents.

JRiggles said...

H1N1 buhahahahaha!!!

Lazarus said...

These were all needed, great post!

Pearl said...

Freedom replies!!

:-)

Pearl

gigi said...

Old: N.A.A.C.P. (National Association for the Advancement of Colored People)
New: A.S.Y.A.L (Al Sharpton Yells A Lot)

And I did, TMMCIMYBIATCTTL!!!!!

Jenn said...

Those are great!! ITILSHIAPMP (I think I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants)

Melinda said...

Love the LOL, I am much too cool to type it out!

USPS should be FNJ: Freaking Nazi Jerks. :)

Doubting Thomas said...

I always went with P.D. as "pancake deliciousness"... with apple-cinnamon and whipped cream on top, please! :)

PBJdreamer said...

LOVE this

you always make me laugh


that is all

"Miss Bee" said...

Yes to TSELEY and TMMCIMYBIATCTTL!!! Spot on!

Jillybean said...

The post office one is so true. I know this because i buy way too much crap on eBay (IBWTMCOE)

Lourie said...

ADD/ADHD Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder

TDCBVE Tranquilizer darts can be very effective*

Love the Al Sharpton one. HAHAHA

* I would not use tranquilizer guns on kids.

Lene said...

I refuse to type LOL...well usually.

The Stiffs said...

Hilarious. T.S.E.L.E.Y. is my favorite.

Desperate Housemommy said...

I am SO calling it PD the next time The Cherubs beg me to go. That place is all kinds of wrong.

baygirl32 said...

TMMCIMYBIATCTTL - so much longer than LOL

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

These are all really good. I especially like the first two.
xoRobyn

M-Cat said...

What the FLAGNON? I saw this post yesteday, left a comment and now the comment is gone and post shows up again? I can't remember now what witty thing I had to say

Laura (ILTS) said...

We say it's TSTLEY - change 8 to 13. :-)

those were great!

Ally said...

LOL is the worst, yet I always managed to use it when I'm, I guess at a loss for words.

FourthGradeNothing.com

Cluttered Brain said...

Your acronyms are hilarious. I'm chuckling outloud as I type this....
But I will not type the dreaded L.O.L.


Drat. I just did it.
*sigh*

TisforTonya said...

TMMCIMHBIATCTTL - really :)

PTA was my fave... just because it's a Been there Done that moment for me BTDT?

lindsey v said...

Ha! I love all of these.

MiMi said...

I fear I have been replying to heavily on the LOL thing lately. I used to never use it. Whatever happened to me??

Kelley said...

HA!! I loved LOL, because I type it many times and then delete it for the reason you specified. I'm sure of it. I absolutely LOVED TSELEY. So, so, so truuuuuuue!!