NOT her cousin. This confusion is something she has dealt with her entire adult life. I feel badly for her.
Dora: Honey, you are going the wrong way!
Diego: Uh, I know where I'm going.
Dora: You were supposed to go over the troll bridge. We passed that like three miles ago.
Diego: No. You said around the troll bridge, then past the alligator pond.
Dora: Here, let me check the map.
Map: I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map. I'm the map - - I'M THE MAP!
Diego: Can you shut that stupid thing up?!
Map: To get to Candy Mountain, you need to go over Troll Bridge, past Alligator Pond and then you are at Candy Mountain. Bridge. Pond. Mountain. Bridge. Pond. Mountain. Bridge. Pond. Mountain!
Diego: Seriously, give me that friggen' piece of crap. I'm gonna...
Dora: No! Seriously, you had three easy instructions. Three! What the heck is wrong with you?
Diego: I've been to Candy Mountain before in college. I think I know where it is.
Dora: Why don't we just pull over and ask for directions?
Diego: In this part of town? No way I'm stopping here. Swiper lives around here. He swipes. I hate that guy.
Dora: Pull over here.
Dora: JUST PULL OVER!
Diego: Alright, alright.
[Dora gets out and is approached by Swiper]
Diego: He just goes away when you say that?
Dora: He's an awful thief. Really bad. Been that way for years.
Diego: Did you get directions then?
Dora: Yeah: Okay, go over the Troll Bridge, past the Alligator Pond and then to the Candy Mountain.
Diego: I KNEW THAT! THAT STUPID TALKING MAP TOLD US THAT, LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO!
Dora: Sorry. Hey, where is my purse?
Dora: I don't get it! I said it three times?
Diego: OH MAN!!!
**I am not sure if this post is funny or not, but my 9 year old son has been watching me write it and it had him giggling so hard he was almost crying. Even if no one else likes it, that alone was worth writing it.