Cute, Funny, Sad: The Home Game

I enjoy playing with words and sentences. One might even refer to me as a "word player". So, I was goofing around with words the other day and created a new game called "Cute, Funny, Sad."  It's easy to play - you start a sentence with something cute, then make it funny and finish it off with a twist of sadness.  Really, it's a game the whole family will love!  Here are ten that I created while my wife was watching The Biggest Loser:



       CUTE                         FUNNY                          SAD
1. The bunny rabbit.......... hopped on one leg..............because one had been shot off in Vietnam.

2. The old man..................got a 'wet willy'..........from the nurse that was there to change his bedpan.

3. The mushroom..............played beach volleyball.......in Charlie Sheen's withdrawal hallucination.

4. Punxsutawney Phil.......was pulled from his den........frozen and dead of hypothermia.

5. Mrs. Claus's..................tummy growled..................... because Vixon smelled delicious in the oven.

6. The little boy...................farted..................................at his dog's funeral.

7. Build-A-Bear Workshop.....was eaten........................by a group of angry, anti-cloning bears.

8. The baby...........................giggled..............................at the homeless clown.

9. Justin Bieber...............cut off his hair................because his Barbie Doll needed hair extensions.

10. Tinkerbell...................shaved her back......................to get rid of the fairy lice.

If you've got a "Cute, Funny, Sad", I'd love to read it in the comments.