Saturday, February 5, 2011

A Cheeseboy Official Announcement: What I will do when I get to 600 followers.

We interrupt your normally scheduled blog reading about 'The Bachelor' to bring you this important Cheeseboy announcement. 

After giving it much thought, I, Cheeseboy, decided that when I reach 600 followers, I will dress up as a hobo and beg for money with a sign that says, "I have been given a God-given blogging voice. Any change will help."  Of course, this will all be video'd and I will be posting the video on this blog.

Now, some folks have requested that I post links to videos of all my past follower stunts.  Your request is granted:

A RUNDOWN OF CHEESEBOY STUNTS

1. 100 Followers: I sit in our school's dumpster.
2. 200 Followers: Me in the back of Burt Reynold's truck.
3. 300 Followers:  I climb into a McDonald's urine tube.
4. 400 Followers: My wife waxes my arm hair.
5. 500 Followers: I pick up Chinese food dressed as Barney the Dinosaur.

Finally, the answer to yesterday's riddle.  The one thing that I had not done in my life was have a belt sander shave off my eyebrows.  However, I did once shave off my eyebrows on a dare, but unfortunately, it was not with a belt sander.

48 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Awesome.

Connie said...

You need only 75 more followers! This is so exciting! (clapping my hands while typing)

Oilfield Trash said...

Sounds like a plan.

-stephanie- said...

I've been here for all of your stunts except for the dumpster sitting. Looking forward to your posing as a hobo. Who knows, if you make a lot of money we may see a career change coming.

Kelley said...

I love that! Can't wait!

Lori said...

Hey, maybe you could let us all know when and where you will be "hoboing" so that we can bring by our measly donations. Not only could you see what it's like to be a hobo...you could make $600 if we all just put in $1!

Kate said...

I'm thinking I'll have to check out the arm hair waxing...that sounds like fun. (evil laugh)

Pat Tillett said...

That will be a sight to see! Looking forward to it...

Tom said...

I remember when you were only had about 40 followers. These promotions must be paying off. I'm looking forward to your 600!

Amanda said...

I'd almost set up some sort of stunt when I hit 100 followers, but a) you've done all the good ones, and b) I've been blogging since 2006 and just don't think I'm in danger of hitting 100 anytime soon, ROFL.

Besides, you're much more fun to watch with this stuff. And your wife rocks :D Bring on the signage!

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

I'm glad you didn't shave off your eyebrows. It sounded so Cheeseboy-like that I fell for that one.
Can't wait for your 600 stunt. You're a quarter of the way there already.
xoRobyn

Sco said...

Another great idea! Hopefully you hit 600 soon.

Marnie said...

In the spirit of hoping you reach your goal, go here

http://whatsupwithred.blogspot.com/2011/02/blog-o-cheese.html

I can't wait!!

Mike said...

looking at your prompt for comments, do you really not want any G or PG rated comments? just curious.

Also, congrats on the fannypack blog posting & reaching 525.

middle child said...

You are a very strange man, not that there's anything wrong with that.

mintifresh said...

Dang, I should have looked here before I gave my answer for the lie post!

You are a brave soul and incredibly magnanimous to keep as all so entertained!

Lourie said...

A begging hobo. hahaha. Awesome. I am looking forward to that piece of insanity.

Diane J. said...

So, will you offer up stunts for other people reaching goals? You know, say if I hit 200 you'll take the pain? It's just, well, you take it so well.

No? (Sigh) can't blame me for trying.

Can't wait for your 600th follower. I sure hope you are planning your 1000 follower shenanigan.

dbs said...

Dude. This makes me want to follow you again.

Impulsive Addict said...

I was totally wrong and I hate that.

Kal said...

Will we then have to toss you onto the Dr. Phil show then into rehab which you will leave a week later to join the Lindsay Lohan/Charlie Sheen party bus tour?

And isn't 'posing' as a hobo a bit redundant by now. Just go out in your pjamas and no one will know the difference.

oooo I am on a role.

I lost my first moustache and eyebrows as a teen inhaling lighter fluid and shooting flame out of my mouth. You never INHALE by the way once you light the gas.

Holly said...

Oh MY!!! LOL!

REALLY??? UNFORTUNATELY NOT with a BELT SANDER?? *sigh* BOYS!!!

A Daft Scots Lass said...

Wish I could follow you twice so that we get there quicker....congrats!

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Get that hobo suit ready - you'll hit it faster than expected!

Missy said...

You are a counselors dream!!!

Mighty M said...

That is going to be a classic aired on Christmas Day for years to come. I just know it.

That One Mom said...

Something tells me you and my daughter are cut from the same cloth...

Here's to 600!

mama-face said...

Be sure you're in a Walmart parking lot. You should probably be making your cardboard sign now; you'll be standing on a corner soon.

I Wonder Wye said...

You never fail to disappoint. I think you should stand in front of an intersection with frequent stop lights - that should garner new viewers...

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

I will follow you TWICE to see that.

Teachinfourth said...

Looking forward to the new video and further laughs.

You are the man, Abe!

FabuLeslie said...

Whheeee! Another stunt coming soon. Can't wait! I'm shocked that you broke both legs, but not shocked that you licked bugs off a windshield. Hmmm.

Corrina Terry said...

I have GOT to see this one!!!! Hurry up people! Follow the Cheeseboy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joann Mannix said...

Oh yeah! I was right!

This stunt might top them all. I wonder how much money you'll get? You might have found yourself a second career. No?

Jenn said...

Wow... I only missed the first two! lol...can't wait to see the next one!

The Church Lady said...

It appears this will take no time at all, as your list of followers grows every day! I have been a faithful follower since the dumpster stunt. As always, I am looking forward to your next one!

SueLovesCherries said...

A Mormon Man Blogging Hobo - this I gotta see!

MiMi said...

Can NOT wait to see that!

Marlene said...

Heehee...you are so much fun!

Powdered Toast Man said...

I feel special that I have been around since the beginning. I feel like that dumpster video was just the other day.

Chris Phillips said...

I got the answer right to 9 truths and a lie! Do I get a prize? for 700 followers you should shave off your eyebrows with a sander that way your life is complete.

Emmy said...

Oh I think I am going to try and help you reach 600. Thank you thank you for the links :)

Kate said...

If you are a 3-5 daily miler, you have me so beat. My marathon plan (I call it marathon training for slackers) is only 3 runs a week, of which I typically miss at least one. This doesn't bode well for May 1.

My hatred for treadmills is what has me out in all this snow, but I know that once your weather is nicer I'm going to be drooling over your scenery.

jayayceeblog said...

Man, I wish I wasn't already a follower just so I could become one and send you to 600 faster. Sounds like a blast! P.S. Is your wife simply a saint or does she have something like Stockholm Syndrome where she just goes along with her captor???

Ms Bibi said...

I was right. I least once in my life,lol.

Can't wait for your hobo debut.

Dolly said...

Never a dull moment around your blog! So much to enjoy-so little time:)

Tree said...

HAH!! I will have to come back when I'm not at work (shhh...), so I can check out all the videos I missed! Come on 600!!

M-Cat said...

The biggest thing I dig about you is that you are willing to do anything for a good laugh!

And picturing you without eyebrows is kind of traumatic