Saturday, January 8, 2011

Saturday Graph: America's Levels of Smart

49 comments:

middle child said...

I'm a level above smart but I'm just commenting because I want all my dreams to come true. You don't need to start on that just yet. I still have to figure out what my dreams are.

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

I am definitely above Dollar Tree smart!

Teachinfourth said...

Wow, the Dollar Tree ranked above K-Mart?

Man, what's the world coming to?

Brittney said...

LOL

Joann Mannix said...

I'm not sure. Sometimes I think I'm brown smart. But then there are times like today where I walked into the men's room at the soccer field. Which is bad enough. But then, I didn't even notice the urinals. It wasn't until I walked out of my stall and found men in an awkward position staring at me, shocked. I don't think you have a color for that kind of smart.

Kristina P. said...

Would Walmart fall above or below Kmart?

Kate said...

I bounce through most of these on a daily basis (though my 7 year old would probably tell you I'm Kmart smart, and that's hardly fair because I really thought they were supposed to be snotty teenagers before they were convinced their mom is a brainless moron but apparently not), but I'm not a big fan of Dollar Tree (I have enough cheap junk already), and Kmart's customer service sucks.

The Church Lady said...

I think I'm around Dollar Tree Smart. I can't believe everything in that store is just one dollar!!

Holly Ruggiero said...

Where do you come up with these! LOL.

Oilfield Trash said...

That is so true.

Kelley said...

It worked! There are no K-Marts nearby, so I think I'm good.

Connie said...

I'm NOT the only one who hates K-Mart? Woo-hoo, I guess I'm smarter than I thought!

Kristen said...

If you drive a Smart car where does that put you? I do NOT drive one, so I am thinking I am in the Dollar Tree level?

Pedaling said...

There are days when I would think your graph's estimations are quite generous. Today would be one of those days. :)

Eva Gallant said...

Would Target smart be above k-mart or below?

Anything Fits A Naked Man said...

I love to go into dollar stores, pick up an item, and ask, "How much is this?" I guess that makes me Dollar Tree Smart. Or, just a big loser.

tammy said...

Excellent.

lifeshighway said...

Dollar tree smart and working on my advanced degree towards walking and chewing gum at the same time.

Tgoette said...

So what you are saying is that if i want to meet Republicans I need to go to K Mart? Or is there a store even lower than K-Mart?

Nicole said...

Hee Hee...

Hey - I see you are ALMOST at 500!

Nancy C said...

I like to believe I'm Target smart, but I fear that I'm a Blue Light Special. Very special.

Melinda said...

I'm pretty sure this chart says I'm a genius.

Holly said...

OK, when you go to CA you HAVE to go to the .99 Store!! You will put THAT above "There's Smart!! LOL!!

You missed the pic I posted on my son't birthday post JUST for you yesterday!! http://www.diamondpotential.com/2011/01/happy-birthday-to-my-college-boy.html
My boys turned the Brother Bear statue into a Brother Totem Pole!! BAHAHA!!! Are you going to CA Adventure, too??? If so, you should do a family picture there! ;D

The Bipolar Diva said...

that was awesome!

Powdered Toast Man said...

I don't get it...lol

Mamma has spoken said...

So Dollar Tree Smart is higher than Kmart Smart? Guess you are tired of the Kmart commericials...

Marnie said...

I'm smart...oh yes. There is no level for me :0D Smartie Mc Smart Smart they say.

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

I am a tad scared to put myself anywhere on this graph. We only have a few Kmarts left here in the state, but I've been on one. I've been in a dollar store. I've been in walmart. I need therapy now.

Ally said...

This is too funny and SMART :)

Gigi said...

Hm. I"m not beneath shopping at Dollar Tree.

And I have a law degree.

Not sure what that makes me.

One Cluttered Brain said...

Too funny....I'll still shop at Dollar tree though.
Bwahahaha.
What about Cheeseboy smart?

Adoption of Jane said...

Totally California Dollar Tree Smart, lol!

Lisa Loo said...

If I hate Dollar Tree and Kmart and the color blue, what does this mean?


I am so confused....

I always flunked math because I couldn't read graphs.....just sayin........

Martha (MM) said...

Thought I'd mention I'm follower 488 - better get that Barney costume soon! :-)

Impulsive Addict said...

I'm not even familiar with Dollar Tree and Kmart. That's how incredibly smart I am.

On an unrelated subject, I *accidentally* lie sometimes.

Pat said...

I'm glad to see Wal-mart is not up there!

I love this! You are brilliant!

Lourie said...

I am of superb intelligence. I just play "K-Mart Smart" so I won't make other feel inferior.

Julie said...

I can be from the top to the bottom. Just depends on the day.
Love the graph.
Take care and have a blessed week.

TesoriTrovati said...

We have two Dollar Trees, a Kmart and a Dollar General in our town so you know I am at least Dollar Tree smart!
Chuckle.Snort!
Enjoy the day!
Erin

Marla said...

I'm thinking I might be Dollar Tree smart. At least I can hope.

The Mom said...

Very funny. Like the new look/feel of the blog btw!

T said...

pfff... I'm okay with just being in the middle somewhere.

growing up it was known as K-ma-part...

Jennifer Hillier said...

Hilarious!

Glad to have found your blog!

Horuss said...

interesting +1

Chris Phillips said...

I know kmart is full of morons, but I somehow always forget until I get in there and then I vow never to go back and then I forget. where does that register on your graph?

And don't slight dollar tree, I once got an inflatable monkey there. guess how much it cost me... no guess!

Marlene said...

You know, they say the world is being run by a bunch of "C" students. I'm starting to believe it!

Emmy said...

Love it! And have you seen the drawing and lined paper pads that they have at the dollar tree?? Though you probably get some sort of teacher discount anyway.

Cathy Webster (Olliffe) said...

Where does Canada fit in? We don't even HAVE K-mart anymore!

Pat Tillett said...

I might be dollar and a half smart. Give or take a few cents...