Wednesday, January 26, 2011
How Taco Bell SHOULD respond.
We understand that you have recently brought fourth a class action lawsuit against Taco Bell, Inc. for lack of real beef in our tacos.
First of all, you do realize you are eating at Taco Bell, no? Simply by entering our fine establishment, you are admitting that you are accepting of crappy food.
Secondly, we can assure you that our meat is 100% real. We can not promise that it is fresh. We can not promise that it won't give you diarrhea. We can not promise that it tastes good. Heck, we can't even guarantee what kind of animal it comes from. But this we can promise: it's definitely some sort of meat.
Your frivolous lawsuit has no merit. Remember when Wendys was sued for that human finger in their chilli? Or when McDonalds was sued for serving their coffee too hot? Now THOSE were lawsuits with some chutzpah! I mean please... call us when our soda machine starts dispensing human blood.
Really, suing for a "fake product"?! No ones suing KFC for their fake mashed potatoes, and I'm fairly sure that Hooters is almost entirely fake.
We look forward to seeing this frivolous lawsuit dropped.
Taco Bell, Inc.