Wednesday, February 3, 2010

A list of cartoon characters that may have taken steroids.

1981 - Hefty Smurf - Obvious... but few people know his true tell was all that back acne.

1983 - He Man - We now all know what the real "power of gray skull" was.

Mr. T - 1985 - Likely took more steroids than the actual version and the actual version was stacked.

"Skydancer" from Rainbow Bright - 1983 - The facial hair gives her away.

"Lynx- O" from Thundercats - 1985 - Tested positive in '02, but sperm count had been low since his first litter of kittens.

"King Titan" from The Little Mermaid - 1989 - Extreme irritability, delusions, and impaired judgment regarding his own daughter? Had to be the roids talking!

Gumby - 1995 - One has to start questioning things when a Gumby becomes a solid.


Tammy said...

I've never even heard of Hefty Smurf.

Sco said...

Nice tribute to the shows I grew up to! Hefty Smurf could have been hittin' those magic shrooms, too - that would explain a lot about Smurfs everywhere.

He's older, but Popeye's a shoe-in for your list. Spinach, my %$#! However, he should have worked on his whole upper body instead of just the forearms. Again, the 'roids talkin'.