Lincoln bowed to peer pressure and separated himself of his long locks of love. In our family, we now have a pair of "Buzz Brothers". Calder completely approves of Lincoln's new haircut as was referenced by his rubbing of Lincoln's head while saying, "ah, cute." Together they stand united in their buzzdome, ready to vanquish the world of the woolly man.
By the way, I received my refund for the scooter today! Thus ending a week of frustration, anger, resentment, sadness, frustration again and finally elation for ending the frustration.