I put a lot of time and effort into my facebook status updates. Nothing makes me happier and more fulfilled than a well crafted update. The only things that I can think of that comes close are the births of my children and maybe the time I appeared in a major local television commercial at the age of 12. Anyway, here are my last ten updates:
1. I have total and complete respect for Vegans. What I don't have respect for are cows and that is why I eat them.