Dearest followers and wannabes,
I am in the midst of a very busy time. Not only do I have parent teacher conferences, but I am also in the process of getting my idea for waterless Bobbing for Apples game patented.
It's a long and winding road, but if I am to get this waterless idea off the ground and onto Target's shelves, I can finally rent that cabana boy and his giant, cooling leafs from the isles of Cabana.
What I am trying to say is PLEASE DON'T UNFOLLOW ME! I've lost 4 followers in 12 hours! Most likely because they realized I was a complete moron, which is undoubtedly true.
I promise I'll be back on Friday with a post of hilarity, or at the very least, a post worthy of a small, gruntlike chuckle.
With love and big ups,
PS: While you are awaiting a new post, please enjoy this photo of a small elephant chained to the back of a public toilet.