Sunday, November 14, 2010
Waldo shares his vacation pictures.
Waldo: Ah yes, here I am at the bottom of the Eiffel Tower. What a lovely day that was.
Kenny: Now where are you Waldo?
Waldo: I am in the left hand corner. I am wearing the same red and white striped shirt I wear on all my vacations.
Beatrice: Hold on, I don't see you. I'm looking in the left hand corner.
Kenny: Oh, I can see you now, Waldo. It helps if you squint a little, Beatrice.
Waldo: Okay. Let's just move on, shall we? [flick] Now here I am at the St. Louis Arch. As you can see, I was exhausted at this point from hiking up all those stairs.
Rick: Are you the one at the top there, Wally? Right behind that man wheeling those chickens in a crate?
Waldo: NO, NO! I'm right there! Dead in the middle. I'm wearing that dopey hat and that striped shirt and hat again. We go through this every year, folks! I wear that bright, tacky stuff on vacation SO YOU CAN SPOT ME IN THE PHOTOS!
Rick: Well Wally-boy, I tell you, it's just not working. I can't see a danged thing.
Kenny: I told you Rick, it helps if you squint a bit. Make yourself go all cross-eyed and goofy.
Beatrice: I think you are thinking of those 3D books, Kenny. Waldo, you aren't in those 3D books are you?
Waldo: FOR THE LOVE OF PETE! Will you all please just look a little closer? I'm in all these pictures for crying out loud! Let's move on...
Beatrice: Yeah Waldo, the thing is, I really should get going. I have a sitter waiting and all.
Waldo: But I've only shown two pictures! Here, take a look at this one. [flip] Here I am on a serene lake in the mountains of Wyoming.
Kenny: Seriously Wally, why are there all those people there? I didn't know there were that many people in Wyoming. And where are you?
Waldo: I don't know! It seems like no matter where I go, there are always thousands of people. It's like they are following me or something.
Randy: Yeah, I really need to get going too. What with traffic and all.
Waldo: What traffic? It's 8:30 at night.
Randy: Yeah... well, I think they announced some bridge construction last night. I'll see you later Waldo.
Kenny: Me too. The bars aren't open all night, you know. Later Wally.
Beatrice: My sitter just texted me. She said I am needed right away. Something about the diaper genie getting stuck in the disposal. Great pics, Wally. I'll see you at work.
Waldo: Yeah guys. Thanks for coming. Same time next year? Guys? Guys...