Can you get carpel tunnel by carpooling through tunnels too often?
If a horse gets married, does it wear a bridal bridle?
If Alphabet cereal were numbers, would it be serial cereal?
If Tom Cruise took his family on a ship would it be called "Cruise' Crew's Cruise"?
If you checked out a book at the library about wet poop would it be a "Due dewy do-do"?
If Richard Simmons owned a boat, would he call it the "Fairy Ferry".
Why did the chimney sneeze? It had a "flu".
If Robin Hood's sidekick worked at McDonalds, would he be known as "Friar Frier"
If a clown gets strangled by a clown hater, would it be called "going for the juggler's jugular"?
If the Lochness Monster ate bagels, would he put lox on it?
Sometimes, after I cut the lawn, I am in a real mowed mode.
If Lindsay Lohan got a part in a movie where she played a brave woman, would she be a "Heroine Heroin"?
He he. That was fun. More to come.