The secretaries in the office: Abe! You have to find out for us... Is your student teacher seeing someone?
Abe: [Taken off guard] Uh... um... I think she talked about seeing a guy once and they broke up. I'm not really sure.
Secretaries: Well, we all have single sons and we need to know if she is single or not.
Abe: [Sighs] Okay, I am really awkward about these sort of thing, but I'll try to find out.
[I do find out, and she is in fact unattached.]
Abe: Great news, she's single. She's been seeing a guy for a couple weeks, but she is open for dating.
Secretaries: That's great! Is she an outdoorsy girl? What does she like to do?
Abe: I'll find out.
By the way, the sistas in the office also told me that I was. "So young and innocent looking - almost like a missionary." As a result, I have begun sporting a beard, which I shall grow until I feel that I am no longer innocent or missionary looking... or until Cathi refuses to kiss me; whatever comes first. (Most likely the kissing thing.)