Everyone knows that Oprah use to be married to Dr. Phil. Since then, they have separated and he has joined the ranks of sleazy talk show hosts Rikki Lake, Jenny Jones, Geraldo, Maury Povich, Phil Donahue, Gordon Elliot, Montel Williams and Sally Jesse Rafael. (geez there where a lot of those shows on in the 90's!)
Well Oprah has since remarried to some guy named Dr. Oz. He seems to be on every show, wearing his doctor outfit and talking topics ranging from the appropriate size and shape of your stool to the benefits of using a netipot. What is a netipot you ask? It is a device to rinse out your nose. It is very important to rinse out your nose regularly. Hey everyone, my birthday is in less than a month. Let me just drop a hint...
3 comments:
How dare you knock Ricki Lake, aka Doug Heffernan's sister on King of Queens.
Any friend of Doug's is a friend of mine.
The netipot seems like a little kid's dream come true. "You mean to tell me that they have actually invented a mechanism for kids (and I guess Oprah) to clean the goodies out of your noses?" I would say don't knock it until you try it, but that is disgusting...
Ha Ha Abe! Mike uses a netipot (purchased AFTER seeing it on Oprah - of course!) and he LOVES it so much he gave one to his dad for Father's Day last year! You better be careful what you wish for or you might end up with one too!
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