Dear Principal, It has come to my attention that a first grade teacher at your school is having the students sit on the floor "Indian...

The following is a few of the scribbles I have jotted down in my journal on Thursday as I have begun the coping process of dealing with the ...

I've been very busy lately. No time to blog.  I've been working on our epic first grade program, for which I will have video shortly...

Hello beloved Blog O' Cheese readers.  Today a hilarious fatherhood story I wrote is featured at " Mommy of a Monster ".  It...

The Wife: I've been asking Abe to load the dishwasher correctly for years now.  It's a good thing he's handsome and talented ...

If you've been a follower of the Blog O' Cheese for a while, you know that on the 16th of each month, I post my very best and funnie...

Age 5: Can you write your name? Age 7: Can I sign up for soccer? Age 8: Can you sign your name in cursive? Age 10: Can you sign my...

These acronyms needed revision to better suit what they represent.  Here are their revisions: Old : P.T.A. (Parent Teacher Association) N...

Attention!  Attention! Will everyone please take their seats?  Thank you. Welcome everyone to the Wilford Brimley Variety Hour Stage Show....

I am ALWAYS behind these old people in line at Subway. What can I get for you today? What do you want honey? [ Grumbles ] Oh, I don...

I'm really not one to draw attention to myself.   Alright, that was a blatant lie.   I kinda crave the spotlight.  I think that is why...

The comment was seemingly harmless but a perfectly placed jab of wittiness: "How can you be a man?  I don't believe it." ...

Dearest Kate, Tomorrow is your big day.  You have come so far in life.  Just think of all you've accomplished!  All of that stuff at t...