Wednesday, May 11, 2011

New Acronyms

These acronyms needed revision to better suit what they represent.  Here are their revisions:

Old: P.T.A. (Parent Teacher Association)
New: T.S.E.L.E.Y. (The Same Eight Ladies Every Year)

Old: YMCA (Young Men's Christian Association)
New: YMGSNTTAWWI (Young Men's Gay Song, Not That There's Anything Wrong With It)*

Old: U.S.P.S. (United States Postal Service)
New: F.E.K.U.A. (Fortunately, Ebay Keeps Us Around)

Old: U.N.L.V. (University Nevada Las Vegas)
New: W.A.W.K.W.N.E.N.O. (Who Are We Kidding, We're Not Educating No One)

Old: IHOP (International House Of Pancakes)
New: P.D. (Pancake Death)

Old: R.S.V.P. (French for: Respondez S'il Vous Plait)
New: F.R. (Freedom Replies)

Old: H1N1 (Hemagluttanin Subtype1 Neurominadase Subtype1)
New: Y.A.G.T.D. (You're All Going To Die!)

Old: N.A.A.C.P. (National Association for the Advancement of Colored People)
New: A.S.Y.A.L (Al Sharpton Yells A Lot)

Old: WNBA (Women's National Basketball Association)
New: WSA (We're Still Around?)

Old: D.S. (Nintendo "Developer Systems")
New: TGBRD (Third Grader Brain Rot Device)

Old: LOL (Laugh Out Loud)
New: TMMCIMYBIATCTTL (That Made Me Chuckle In My Head But I Am Too Cool To Type LOL)

*Takes much longer to sing.

43 comments:

  1. MarleneMay 11, 2011 at 5:19 PM

    Al Sharpton yells a lot! LOL!! Love it!

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  2. Kristina P.May 11, 2011 at 5:21 PM

    I sometimes refer to IHOP as IHOD. International House of Diarrhea.

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  3. Oilfield TrashMay 11, 2011 at 5:23 PM

    You are spot on with all of those. Especially the Al Sharpton one.

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  4. EmmyMay 11, 2011 at 5:23 PM

    Lol! The post office is one of my favorites. Hilarious post!

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  5. Yanet @ 3 Sun Kissed BoysMay 11, 2011 at 5:25 PM

    Agreed on TGBRD. The last one made me TMMCIMYBIATCTTL.

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  6. Alex J. CavanaughMay 11, 2011 at 5:36 PM

    Kudos to the last one! I'm not typing it either. Ever.

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  7. mCatMay 11, 2011 at 6:22 PM

    Al Sharpton DOES yell alot LOL
    Cause I am too stupid to remember and even type correctly the last one

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  8. Chris PhillipsMay 11, 2011 at 6:22 PM

    TMMCIMYBIATCTTL!

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  9. larainydaysMay 11, 2011 at 6:24 PM

    Oh yeah. Loved these.

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  10. ConnieMay 11, 2011 at 6:48 PM

    When in Jr. High, the daughter of the NAACP area president, was standing next to me in the candy line. (We used to be able to buy candy for a nickel but then that's how much I got an hour for baby sitting) Anyhoo, my younger sister came up to me in the line and asked me for a nickel. I told her I only had one. She called me the N word, right in front of the daughter! When my sis realized her horrible deed, she took off and left me standing there, red faced and apologetic. What kind of acronym goes with that?

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  11. Joann MannixMay 11, 2011 at 6:48 PM

    SOS-Save Our Ships

    SPANLCJSAWAGTD-Somalia Pirates Are Nothing Like Captain Jack Sparrow And We're All Going To Die

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  12. tammyMay 11, 2011 at 7:00 PM

    DMCWS

    (dammit my comment was stolen)

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  13. Bill LislemanMay 11, 2011 at 7:01 PM

    People of certain age should replace LOL with LOG (lots of gas)
    Maybe I'm lucky but our USPS service is OK here. Can't remember the last IHOP visit but I've been to a crummy Denny's not long ago.

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  14. -stephanie-May 11, 2011 at 7:19 PM

    TMMCIMYBIATCTTL

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  15. imbeingheldhostageMay 11, 2011 at 7:36 PM

    NOLOLBISIWMHAWAHLOLA= not only laughing out loud but I shared it with my husband as well and he laughed out loud also.

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  16. Kev D.May 11, 2011 at 7:40 PM

    'Freedom Replies'?

    BRILLIANT.

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  17. Living LifeMay 11, 2011 at 7:42 PM

    PTA, USPS and LOL are my favs! And by golly thanks for letting me in on what D.S. stands for! I didn't know that - duh!

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  18. FaytheMay 11, 2011 at 7:56 PM

    Al does yell a lot. and every 3rd grader loves that wretched device! and lastly:
    TMMCIMYBIATCTTL! Rules!

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  19. The Brito FamilyMay 11, 2011 at 8:45 PM

    You were so close on USPS, it's Ebay AND grandparents.

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  20. JRigglesMay 11, 2011 at 9:10 PM

    H1N1 buhahahahaha!!!

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  21. LazarusMay 11, 2011 at 10:01 PM

    These were all needed, great post!

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  22. PearlMay 12, 2011 at 6:11 AM

    Freedom replies!!

    :-)

    Pearl

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  23. gigiMay 12, 2011 at 6:23 AM

    Old: N.A.A.C.P. (National Association for the Advancement of Colored People)
    New: A.S.Y.A.L (Al Sharpton Yells A Lot)

    And I did, TMMCIMYBIATCTTL!!!!!

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  24. UnknownMay 12, 2011 at 7:16 AM

    Those are great!! ITILSHIAPMP (I think I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants)

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  25. MelindaMay 12, 2011 at 9:46 AM

    Love the LOL, I am much too cool to type it out!

    USPS should be FNJ: Freaking Nazi Jerks. :)

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  26. AnonymousMay 12, 2011 at 10:45 AM

    I always went with P.D. as "pancake deliciousness"... with apple-cinnamon and whipped cream on top, please! :)

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  27. PBJdreamerMay 12, 2011 at 11:25 AM

    LOVE this

    you always make me laugh


    that is all

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  28. Miss BeeMay 12, 2011 at 11:27 AM

    Yes to TSELEY and TMMCIMYBIATCTTL!!! Spot on!

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  29. JillybeanMay 12, 2011 at 11:38 AM

    The post office one is so true. I know this because i buy way too much crap on eBay (IBWTMCOE)

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  30. LourieMay 12, 2011 at 1:54 PM

    ADD/ADHD Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder

    TDCBVE Tranquilizer darts can be very effective*

    Love the Al Sharpton one. HAHAHA

    * I would not use tranquilizer guns on kids.

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  31. LeneMay 13, 2011 at 3:10 PM

    I refuse to type LOL...well usually.

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  32. The StiffsMay 13, 2011 at 3:16 PM

    Hilarious. T.S.E.L.E.Y. is my favorite.

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  33. Desperate HousemommyMay 13, 2011 at 3:46 PM

    I am SO calling it PD the next time The Cherubs beg me to go. That place is all kinds of wrong.

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  34. baygirl32May 13, 2011 at 4:55 PM

    TMMCIMYBIATCTTL - so much longer than LOL

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  35. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comMay 13, 2011 at 6:04 PM

    These are all really good. I especially like the first two.
    xoRobyn

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  36. mCatMay 13, 2011 at 8:00 PM

    What the FLAGNON? I saw this post yesteday, left a comment and now the comment is gone and post shows up again? I can't remember now what witty thing I had to say

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  37. Laura (ILTS)May 13, 2011 at 10:22 PM

    We say it's TSTLEY - change 8 to 13. :-)

    those were great!

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  38. AllyMay 14, 2011 at 2:43 PM

    LOL is the worst, yet I always managed to use it when I'm, I guess at a loss for words.

    FourthGradeNothing.com

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  39. Cluttered BrainMay 16, 2011 at 12:51 PM

    Your acronyms are hilarious. I'm chuckling outloud as I type this....
    But I will not type the dreaded L.O.L.


    Drat. I just did it.
    *sigh*

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  40. TisforTonyaMay 16, 2011 at 12:55 PM

    TMMCIMHBIATCTTL - really :)

    PTA was my fave... just because it's a Been there Done that moment for me BTDT?

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  41. lindsey vMay 16, 2011 at 3:20 PM

    Ha! I love all of these.

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  42. MaceyMay 16, 2011 at 5:41 PM

    I fear I have been replying to heavily on the LOL thing lately. I used to never use it. Whatever happened to me??

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  43. UnknownMay 31, 2011 at 12:38 PM

    HA!! I loved LOL, because I type it many times and then delete it for the reason you specified. I'm sure of it. I absolutely LOVED TSELEY. So, so, so truuuuuuue!!

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